Is Looking "badass" The Only Option You Have?

[The Curse of Dolkite]

So...me hating being 6'3" is crazy. I don't think I'm freakishly tall, but I don't want to look more than average. abd Being tall is not important to me.

I hate being bald and I hate that the only way I will be considered attractive is based on me being Big and Bald, To me, really tall/bald guys are usually thuggish types.

I can certainly understand the problems short and bald guys have, but I hate that my problems are completely dismissed and that I am supposed to looove fitting a stupid stereotype that is not who I really am.

 

[sunchyme1]

can we see this head of yours?

edit your face

 

[BalderBaldyBald]

can we see this head of yours?

edit your face

Look at this OP, sun is craving for your pics, he likes 'em tall, this should be enough to prove our pitch

 

[sunchyme1]

i would say at 6'3 you must have an enormous penis

@The Curse of Dolkite

 

[The Curse of Dolkite]

This is me with 5'7" Rahm Emanuel, Chicago's mayor.

 

[CaptainForehead]

So...me hating being 6'3" is crazy.

Yes.

You can hate being bald though, that is fine.

 

[CaptainForehead]

This is me with 5'7" Rahm Emanuel, Chicago's mayor.

You look like a cuddly bear rather than a thug.

Are you well off financially? Hobnobbing with mayors and all in suits.

 

[sunchyme1]

This is me with 5'7" Rahm Emanuel, Chicago's mayor.

you dont look like a thug at all there

really though, if you cannot accept baldness, you should look at your donor area properly to see what can be done.

you may be able to achieve some light coverage

 

[BalderBaldyBald]

This is me with 5'7" Rahm Emanuel, Chicago's mayor.

Poor Chicago's mayor is looking like a midget next to you, and i will probably too
Regarding baldness, you can consider a hair transplant, or hopefully wait a few more years for Tsuji

Now i feel bad for trolling you, you seems like a nice guy, not the "thug" archetype

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

This is me with 5'7" Rahm Emanuel, Chicago's mayor.

Do you want some advice?

Separately,

Do you actually like Rahm or are you just posing with him?

 

[IdealForehead]

Being tall is like having a big dick with girth and length, it is overrated.

Wait wut.

How are any of those things overrated?

 

[IdealForehead]

I can understand the frustration of people who say, "So the answer to losing your hair is to become a perfect person in every other way...."

I try to take a grain of salt with every comment I receive online, since it's pretty easy to take a cheap shot at someone, but it frustrates me that my only option is to embrace my height/size and work out. I understand it's harder for smaller guys, but that doesn't mean every guy who is my height loves it. I have, in the past, listed my height as 6' even to dissuade women who were into big guys, since I would rather not have to limit my dating pool to those who are into 6'3" broad shouldered bald guys. I feel like I'm missing out on anyone with any taste.

I still find this and all your stories so surreal and hilarious.

I can't think of one physical or mental trait I would ever DOWNGRADE in how I present myself to women. I need every f*****g shred of me I have to get a simple date.

"Oh no women find me hot, better lie about something they find attractive so they won't."

1st world problems.

Crazy.

 

[CaptainForehead]

@Afro_Vacancy : 10,000 likes. Congrats man

 

[The Curse of Dolkite]

I don't want to look like a badass but I don't want to date a girl who wants someone who she knows is 6'3" and bald. It's gross and I think I'll only end up with trashy types who can't get anyone better. Being tall is not a good thing;.

 

[IdealForehead]

looooooooooool

go buckthorn!

rip this guy to shreds with your ultra powerful boners

hahahahahahahaha wtf

 

[IdealForehead]

I don't want to look like a badass but I don't want to date a girl who wants someone who she knows is 6'3" and bald. It's gross and I think I'll only end up with trashy types who can't get anyone better. Being tall is not a good thing;.

In other words, you simply hate yourself and are therefore repulsed by anyone who might find you attractive as a result.

Good game.

 

[BalderBaldyBald]

In other words, you simply hate yourself and are therefore repulsed by anyone who might find you attractive as a result.

Good game.

Aren't we all a little ? I would not say repulsed, but anxious

 

[IdealForehead]

Aren't we all a little ? I would not say repulsed, but anxious

f*** man I'm elated when I find out any girl likes me. But I guess I'm simple that way.

 

[BalderBaldyBald]

f*** man I'm elated when I find out any girl likes me. But I guess I'm simple that way.

Not saying the opposite, but a BDD could explain why someone can feel anxious/perplexed when somebody likes him

 

[Afro_Vacancy]

@Afro_Vacancy : 10,000 likes. Congrats man

I didn't even notice, but thank you !

[I think that 1,000 might be from you ]