Exploring The Hormonal Route. Hair=life.

[Mr. Slap Head]

Imagine what Almas would even talk about if he miraculously did manage to go on a date. What’s he gonna talk about? Looksism, hair loss, video games. No woman wants to hear about that

 

[losingbattle88]

Imagine what Almas would even talk about if he miraculously did manage to go on a date. What’s he gonna talk about? Looksism, hair loss, video games. No woman wants to hear about that

Maybe talk about his gyno. That will surely turn her on.

 

[Almas_NW0]

I just show the girls how I troll on this forum.

 

[corn_scoops]

I just show the girls how I troll on this forum.

Are you going through hairloss or not?

 

[Mr. Slap Head]

Are you going through hairloss or not?

He’s balding but that isn’t his biggest problem, his lack of confidence is a much bigger issue. Can you imagine how socially awkward he is in real life

 

[Almas_NW0]

You're not socially awkward, but girls don't pay attention to you. I’m an introvert, but the girls themselves come up to me and say “You’re such a cute shy boy, let's hug and get to know each other”
It's all over for you. I can take girls attention (which you don't have) away from you without doing anything.

 

[Mr. Slap Head]

You're not socially awkward, but girls don't pay attention to you. I’m an introvert, but the girls themselves come up to me and say “You’re such a cute shy boy, let's hug and get to know each other”
It's all over for you.

So that’s who the women I’m banging talk about when they tell me about who they have in the friend zone heh

 

[Mr. Slap Head]

You're not socially awkward, but girls don't pay attention to you. I’m an introvert, but the girls themselves come up to me and say “You’re such a cute shy boy, let's hug and get to know each other”
It's all over for you. I can take girls attention (which you don't have) away from you without doing anything.

It quite literally never began for you. You are a virgin for life

 

[Almas_NW0]

So that’s who the women I’m banging talk about when they tell me about who they have in the friend zone heh

You fuсk only desperate femcels.

 

[Mr. Slap Head]

You fuсk only desperate femcels.

You probably don’t even have any guy friends that’s how repulsive you are

 

[Almas_NW0]

You probably don’t even have any guy friends that’s how repulsive you are

You only have drinking friends like losingbattle. Periodically, he cries on your chest when he gets drunk.

 

[Mr. Slap Head]

You only have drinking friends like losingbattle. Periodically, he cries on your chest when he gets drunk.

I don’t even drink unless it’s a special occasion lol I’m not a jobless loser like you bro

 

[Almas_NW0]

The winner takes it all
The loser's standing bald

 

[Mr. Slap Head]

The winner takes it all
The loser's standing bald
Beside the victory
That's her destiny

I’ve got you emotionally convulsing over the simple fact that no one likes you not even your own family

 

[Almas_NW0]

I’ve got you emotionally convulsing over the simple fact that no one likes you not even your own family

You have a rich imagination

 

[Mr. Slap Head]

Poor little fella

 

[Takal]

"Me omw to get a breast augmentation to reverse male pattern baldness". Also are yall transmaxxers lmao.

 

[corn_scoops]

"Me omw to get a breast augmentation to reverse male pattern baldness". Also are yall transmaxxers lmao.

No

 

[Takal]

 

[exwhyyou]

"Me omw to get a breast augmentation to reverse male pattern baldness". Also are yall transmaxxers lmao.