I can pretend to be him if it makes the very few of you feel better.
Hello simpletons, my apologies for being away for a while. It was 'cause
my autism sense was tingling and noticed someone looked at me the wrong way on the flight home, and I had to set him straight. He said he still thinks my eye is lazy. I had to let him know that still is a filler word, and even though I too use it, this is not up for debate, as when I assert a point, it is not an opinion, it's factual. When I offered to combat him, he proceeded to dominate me because I actually have poor depth perception for some odd reason. He then stole my fake Rolex and now I have nothing to pose with on Grindr. With my final moments before going unconscious, I told him I'd find him one day, knowing my threat was truly empty the whole time.
How are you simpletons doing?