Hair Loss begin: 18 with diffused thinning in NW5 pattern,
Hair Loss end: full NW5 @ 22, also suffered some mild eyebrow hairloss along the way to make things more fun.
HEIGHT: I am 5' 4" (VERY SHORT) - we all know short men struggle with women (5' 6"), well im VERY short, in fact i have never seen someone as short as me who is young, let alone the severe hairloss of course!
Skin tone: I'm pale as a cueball :woot:
GLASSES: I have have poor eyesight and require glasses, I cannot tell who people are from a distance, I also need to wear them for driving legally.
TEETH: I have very yellow stained teeth, even though i brush twice a day my entire life, yet it looks like I have been smoking for 10+ years, every other guy i have seen has whiter/straighter teeth than me, even smokers.
HEIGHT FIX: to reach average male height (5' 9") i will have to endure about 6+ months of pain via leg lenthening surgery, which will also cost me $15,000 or so, and I have to basically spend 12 months (6 months of pain + 6 months recovery) in isolation in a foreign country like armenia or india with no friends or anything.
BEARD AREA: another mild problem is i shave everyday my beard yet for some reason my hairs are soo weak i can never get a complete shave and it look's messy, so when i do a wet shave it looks as if i missed shaving by a full day, many people have commented to me if i know how to shave, I tell them the story and they don't beleive me, also my hairs are too weak/thin to grow out as a proper beard, so even if i wanted to do the beard or goatee compensating thing bald guys do i am not even able to do that! it just always looks like i have missed one day of shaving even when I wet shave each day.
Face: i have a few spots but my main issue is bags under my eyes, its not bad but not good either, i sleep perfect and i have tried some cream that the beuty therapist offered but i still have dark circles under my eyes, i have had this since 18, i can never look fresh thanks to this.
GIRLS: I've also never had a gf and im 25, confidence = zero.
the funny thing is once i reach avereage male height, sort all this sh*t out and i am wearing my hairpiece I look....wait for it.....
AVERAGE/NORMAL, let's say 5/10 in looks scale, which I find somewhat hilarious!
soo hooray for me!
for reference to fix my problems here is what i did
Baldness- @ 22 shaved bald, @ 24 wore hair, @ 25 figured out hair 100% as first one didn't work out.
teeth - $5000 veneer job (I tried normal whitening but it didn't work), this also sorted out my croocked teeth problem.
eyebrow loss - bi monthly tinting and eyebrow powder, eyebrow pen if required.
eye sight - LASIK eye surgery - $3500 - price was high due to large pupils, most people just pay less than half that.
pale skin problem - having a tanning plan set up and tested, works good however i had to stop it since i was doing IPL (see below) but once IPL is finished I can get back to tanning so i am not pale.
beard problem - undergoing IPL (price is $700) to remove hair so i don't have to ever shave again, IPL is also being done on back of neck as my hairs would grow beneath hairpiece thus messing up the affect of the hairpiece. IPL may have to be done on my horshoe as I plan to wear wig for an extended period with medical grade adhesive and i think that may not work for full cap hair systems with my horshoe gorwing out and pushing the adhesive out, i will have to do extensive testing on this before hitting dating scene, 99% of hairpeice wearers are just top piece but my horshoe actually has diffused thinning so i cannot wear just a top piece due to my horshoe being too weak.
height - mentaly preparing for the extreme pain that awaits me to become average male height.
check and mate people
my only saving thought is that I CAN BE SAVED in this geneation thanks to Hair systems, Leg Lenthening and other bits and bobs.
what would have been interesting is that if it was the 1970s, i would have had to grow out my horshoe which looks HORRENDOUS as its just like massive diffused thining horshoe, think prince williams bald spot but all around the rim of my head or like a 5 month old babies hair around
the sides but NOTHING on top, + I would have been 5 4 and couldnt change that, with big thick glasses.
so think jason alexander in late 40s when he had no hair on top (he is 5 4 as well) but WAY worse hair qaulity and being like 21, thick rimmed glasses and stained/crooked yellow teeth. and just generally looking worse, to the point where i woulnd't even be good enough to be on TV.
sufficient to say i it was the 1970s I WOULD HAVE BEEN F**CKED