fodandahalf
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Captain Obvious said:[quote="s.a.f":2n6jgvtq]I think all you guys need to come to england, because I know bald and balding guys and they all have no problem getting wives and G/f's.
The only exceptions are the hermits.
Oh and from my experience baldies dont get abused in the streets here either. :whistle:
I also think English baldies have it better.
In England there is a very consistant look to the natural born Englishman's face, it's that sort of "crooked" look of the nose, chin, teeth, etc. So no matter if you're bald or not, your look is just "English" and that's what really matters to an English person.
Whereas in America you are judged almost entirely on your own individual apperance and because of the diversity of American faces Americans tend to be so much more choosey in their mates because they really want to get it right.[/quote:2n6jgvtq]
The queen also ties bricks to her shoes so she doesn't fly away with her umbrella.