Converting To Judaism To Hide Baldness

[Me Vs DiffuseThinning]

Anybody else with crown thinning ever considered converting to Judaism and purchasing a kippa to hide crown baldness?

 

[man12]

Anybody else with crown thinning ever considered converting to Judaism and purchasing a kippa to hide crown baldness?

hahahahahhaha bro come on

 

[DHTcel]

Anybody else with crown thinning ever considered converting to Judaism and purchasing a kippa to hide crown baldness?

I'm jewish from birth bro

yeah I've seen guys from my synagogue wear kippas on their thin crown

 

[LosingHairLosingPatience]

No

 

[man12]

Hello son,

Judaism is a lie. Don't convert to it. Only christianity is the truth. The reason why many jews are balding on the crown is because they worship a false god. Consider natural treatments for your thinning crown.

-Father

hahahahha

 

[Gregor59]

Or convert to muslim and hide hairline with turban

 

[DoctorHouse]

Anybody else with crown thinning ever considered converting to Judaism and purchasing a kippa to hide crown baldness?

You don't have to be Jewish to wear a kippa. The Pope always wears one.

 

[DoctorHouse]

I'm jewish from birth bro

yeah I've seen guys from my synagogue wear kippas on their thin crown

Did you have a Bar Mitzvah at 13?

 

[DHTcel]

Did you have a Bar Mitzvah at 13?

yes

 

[Me Vs DiffuseThinning]

Or convert to muslim and hide hairline with turban

Muslims don't wear turbans outside of some old folks in rural villages. You're confusing them with Sikhs.

 

[DoctorHouse]

yes

Mazel Tov. How much money did you make for turning 13? Are you studying to be a doctor or lawyer?

 

[DHTcel]

Mazel Tov. How much money did you make for turning 13? Are you studying to be a doctor or lawyer?

dermatologist, and I think 2k

 

[DoctorHouse]

dermatologist, and I think 2k

Good choice. 2 grand? That's all? Your parents have some cheap jewish friends.......................................

 

[DHTcel]

Good choice. 2 grand? That's all? Your parents have some cheap jewish friends.......................................

no thats how much my parents themselves gave me

 

[DoctorHouse]

no thats how much my parents themselves gave me

Oh, that was nice. Hopefully, you have a college fund so you can make your parents kvell when their son becomes a doctah............

 

[Hairicane]

dermatologist, and I think 2k

When you start your practice will you prescribe me dutasteride?

 

[crikey1980]

Hello son,

Judaism is a lie. Don't convert to it. Only christianity is the truth. The reason why many jews are balding on the crown is because they worship a false god. Consider natural treatments for your thinning crown.

-Father

As a non practising Catholic, how is Judaism a lie...... Since Christianity and islam are based on Judaism.
I can understand you saying it is a lie if you are a atheist but to believe in Christianity you have to believe in judais to some level.

 

[crikey1980]

Hello son,

Judaism is a lie, because everything about it is corrupt, just like islam. I don't believe that you're a christian, but a jew. I'm not an atheist, but a christian.

-Father

Why because I disagree with you I must be a jew posing as a Christian.
You have a pretty fucked up world view in my opinion...... I was baptised a Catholic but let me guess in your mind the pope is the anti christ and a false figure.

 

[crikey1980]

Oh yeah sorry to break it to you but jesus was a jew.

 

[Northface32]

Hello son,

Judaism is a lie. Don't convert to it. Only christianity is the truth. The reason why many jews are balding on the crown is because they worship a false god. Consider natural treatments for your thinning crown.

-Father

Jews don't have a god they don't believe in God.