Recent content by Mike Tyson

Brotzu Lotion actually got released? I thought it was a scam or whatever? Nice! Is anyone having blood work done before/after starting this sh*t?

Looks literally fine, obviously higher than it was before but nobody in real life considers that balding. I'd kill for that hairline.

The last time I visited this website was when there was some sort of conference where the Brotzu guy would be presenting or something. I think that was in April or March or June? I don't remember. Anyway, has anything changed since then? I don't remember what even happened back then but I do...

I just need to vent. I went on vacation over Memorial Day weekend. We got a picture of all the “kids” meaning all the offspring of my mom and her siblings, so people anywhere from age 15 to early 30s. I myself am early 20s. I was easily the ugliest person in the picture, I was absolutely...

I can't tell you how many times this has happened to me. I had a particularly bad one this past summer where I was around other people my age (college aged) and there was a picture from the side of everyone. I couldn't believe how ugly I was, my heart sank when I saw it. My skin looked dead, my...

What's the cost to make this stuff yourself? Why even wait for the product if we can do it ourselves and get results?

How do we know that he didn't just lie about the dates on the temple pictures and the balder one is actually at a later date?

My uncle's brother's son actually works at Fidia and he says Brotzu works great and will be out this summer

Ok I don't want to sift through 70 pages so can somebody just answer these: 1. Do we have other pictures of people that used Brotzu yet (is that regrowth really from a guy using Brotzu or was that a troll)? 2. Do we have any info on a release date? 3. Any new info at all?

Aaaaaaand we're back. Thank you Dr. Brotzu!

Even if the pictures shown weren’t the best ones for whatever plausible reason, why about the fact there was no change in hair diameter? Isn’t that a sign it’s not stopping male pattern baldness?

Can’t believe I got motherfucking #Brotzued Oh well, back to life as normal, just another disappointment in a long line of disappointments.

So that's it? Two year delay, the guy promised the f*****g world in text and all we get is a shitty, angled before and after picture that shows us nothing and a SURVEY? Surely he's not dumb enough to believe a survey tells us anything, asking people if their hair feels thick is just about the...

One thing to consider is that hairloss products are mostly a middle aged/older man's game, most twenty somethings aren't buying Rogaine.