Tom Brady, Super Annoying Unbald Man

KyleTroy

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Anybody else frigging tired of this douche?

Ok, he had a successful hair transplant

Not just a wife but a supermodel

Not just football but super bowls

Not just a position but qb

Not just nw0 but 6.5 tall

Not just wins but has to cheat

Wants to play till 45 jusy so he can get even more attention

Geeez
 

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No, I like Brady.
He is a great American and will go down as the greatest quarterback ever to play the game, so I'm glad to have witnessed his career from the day he took over the New England Patriots' quarterback position from Drew Bledsoe in Week 2, 2001.

Brady has played in seven superbowls and has won five of them.
I hope he wins another one this year.

He has not had a hair transplant and his hairline is about an NW2.
When the wind blows this is clearly apparent.

Also, his wife does nothing for me so I'm not triggered by her presence at all.
 

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Anybody else frigging tired of this douche?

Ok, he had a successful hair transplant

Not just a wife but a supermodel

Not just football but super bowls

Not just a position but qb

Not just nw0 but 6.5 tall

Not just wins but has to cheat

Wants to play till 45 jusy so he can get even more attention

Geeez
I admire guys like him who maximize their talents. I would trade places with him any day. Most supermodels are going to date guys like him. His cheating was the only thing I didn't admire about him but I guess no one is perfect.
 

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I admire guys like him who maximize their talents. I would trade places with him any day. Most supermodels are going to date guys like him. His cheating was the only thing I didn't admire about him but I guess no one is perfect.
lol pro talent is something youre born with
 

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Anybody else frigging tired of this douche?

Ok, he had a successful hair transplant

Not just a wife but a supermodel

Not just football but super bowls

Not just a position but qb

Not just nw0 but 6.5 tall

Not just wins but has to cheat

Wants to play till 45 jusy so he can get even more attention

Geeez

You mad bruh?

You sound like one of those vengeful people who doesn't let things go
 

KyleTroy

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No, I like Brady.
He is a great American and will go down as the greatest quarterback ever to play the game, so I'm glad to have witnessed his career from the day he took over the New England Patriots' quarterback position from Drew Bledsoe in Week 2, 2001.

Brady has played in seven superbowls and has won five of them.
I hope he wins another one this year.

He has not had a hair transplant and his hairline is about an NW2.
When the wind blows this is clearly apparent.

Also, his wife does nothing for me so I'm not triggered by her presence at all.
Rofl

Everybody knows brady did a max armani frontal fue
 

blackg

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It all started when they cheated
How exactly did they cheat?
Not that "deflategate" beat-up again?

The Patriots ran away with their victory over the Colts in the 2014-2015 AFC title game after halftime.
AFTER those Patriots footballs were re-inflated to the proper psi (13 pounds per square inch).

No cheating here, just an accidental under-inflation of 11 out of the 12 Patriot footballs to be used in the title game before kickoff.
An honest mistake by two of the New England Patriots equipment managers.

Move on!
 

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Everybody "cheats" in sports, it is what it is. When you're at the highest level competing you're gonna try to gain any edge you can over your opponent, every team and every individual does it. It's just a matter of who gets caught. You'd know this already if you would've competed in anything in your life, OP.
 

KyleTroy

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I played tennis in the SEC and i never intententionally ever cheated even on one line call

Not once
 

blackg

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This thread seems like the perfect opportunity to ask my friend @Dontwannabeabetabob, or anyone for that matter, if they saw the NFC divisional playoff game between the Minnesota Vikings and the New Orleans Saints?

What a finish with that miracle touchdown pass to Stefon Diggs!
That moment will live forever in pro-football lore.
 
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This thread seems like the perfect opportunity to ask my friend @Dontwannabeabetabob, or anyone for that matter, if they saw the NFC divisional playoff game between the Minnesota Vikings and the New Orleans Saints?

What a finish with that miracle touchdown pass to Stefon Diggs!
That moment will live forever in pro-football lore.
Crazy game man...I'm still in shock.
 

KyleTroy

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The defensive botch was the real story

Good game otherwise

Hate the saints, but keenum is righteous
 

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TB had easy mode all of his life, catching admittant deflated footballs, making millions, sucking up to the right people, all while getting bored, partying and sexing up top models.
The moral of this story is, if you want to make it in life,grow hair on your head, if you can, and most important of all, sell out.
 
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blackg

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TB had easy mode all of his life, catching admittant deflated footballs, making millions, sucking up to the right people, all while getting bored, partying and sexing up top models.
The moral of this story is, if you want to make it in life,grow hair on your head, if you can, and most important of all, sell out.
Yep, all he has to do is wake up in the morning and ever day is a real life fairytale.
Great life.
 

KyleTroy

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TB had easy mode all of his life, catching admittant deflated footballs, making millions, sucking up to the right people, all while getting bored, partying and sexing up top models.
The moral of this story is, if you want to make it in life,grow hair on your head, if you can, and most important of all, sell out.
He lied about it

And espn covered it for 2 years
 
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