JZA70
Banned
- Reaction score
- 59
By losing hair, I lose power. By losing power, I lose control. By losing control, I lose my humanity. Without my humanity, I'm no better than a crowd of apes throwing feces amongst themselves. Reality truly is far more cruel than false hope could ever be.
False hope: Being born, a happy, smiling child, knowing that you will be loved by those close to you. Knowing that even when you feel like there is no one that cares, you'll still have something. That something, my friends, is hair.
What could be more cruel than growing up believing that your hair will always be there for you, and then discovering that it is packing its bags and heading down south. How are to people to know what color my hair is? By my pubic hair? Can I show that in public? By my back hair? Will I be able to show my face in public after this?
What a cruel world. What a cruel hair. Someone is torturing me, I know it. Real life can't be this cruel.
A man with hair is like a tall tower. He thinks he's got it all together; a high paying job, a more attractive companion than he deserves, and a bright shining future. But if you take away just one pillar...JENGA!!! the whole tower collapses, leaving nothing but a broken bitter man, a mere shell of his former alpha male self.
False hope: Being born, a happy, smiling child, knowing that you will be loved by those close to you. Knowing that even when you feel like there is no one that cares, you'll still have something. That something, my friends, is hair.
What could be more cruel than growing up believing that your hair will always be there for you, and then discovering that it is packing its bags and heading down south. How are to people to know what color my hair is? By my pubic hair? Can I show that in public? By my back hair? Will I be able to show my face in public after this?
What a cruel world. What a cruel hair. Someone is torturing me, I know it. Real life can't be this cruel.
A man with hair is like a tall tower. He thinks he's got it all together; a high paying job, a more attractive companion than he deserves, and a bright shining future. But if you take away just one pillar...JENGA!!! the whole tower collapses, leaving nothing but a broken bitter man, a mere shell of his former alpha male self.