- Reaction score
- 2,098
So just as I think I'm moving up in the world, being invited to a high rise pool to swim and make connections, I realize just how subhuman I am. Normally I would've declined the offer, but I said the hell with it and decided to go. I need to start making moves with the big fish. Anyways, on top of my already present subhumanness, I haven't shaved my chest in some time, nor my beard. It looked like they invited a f*****g homeless person off the street to come swim. I was so out of place, surrounded by Chads and Stacies. There I was, with more f*****g hair on my body and face than my head. Just lol @ my existence.
Next time I swim I'll just run Micheal Phelps game and wear a swimming cap. I felt like I was being stare at every time after I came up from underwater, you know, because of the whole diffuse bullshit on my head. Ahhhhhhhhh.....
Next time I swim I'll just run Micheal Phelps game and wear a swimming cap. I felt like I was being stare at every time after I came up from underwater, you know, because of the whole diffuse bullshit on my head. Ahhhhhhhhh.....
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