i always thought johnny depp would go bald

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What about tea-bag waxing?

Clean balls (daily) essential for any sexually active man if you're getting your balls drained/emptied/caressed etc, respect the poor lady though she'll be horny anyway at that stage and won't care much. If it's a prozzie don't matter ;) Ginger ones should adorn the scrotal area like the mandible.
 

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Clean balls (daily) essential for any sexually active man if you're getting your balls drained/emptied/caressed etc, respect the poor lady though she'll be horny anyway at that stage and won't care much. If it's a prozzie don't matter ;) Ginger ones should adorn the scrotal area like the mandible.
Perhaps I should change my name to Scrotumhead.....................
 

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Respect is an absolute turnoff for women, true Chads know this.

Self respect however (manscaping et al) is a turn on ;)

Hairy balls gives the illusion of a moustache on her during those moments lol. There is p**rn dedicated to fat hairy old man as we know with a stunner, men eh and fetishes lmao
 

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Self respect however (manscaping et al) is a turn on ;)

Hairy balls gives the illusion of a moustache on her during those moments lol. There is p**rn dedicated to fat hairy old man as we know with a stunner, men eh and fetishes lmao
What about old, bald and emotionally cold men?
 

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I was ridiculed and hated when I had a Goatee.................same now when adorning the birds-nest.
Don't you look like Tyson Fury? This is how I imagine you

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Don't you look like Tyson Fury? This is how I imagine you

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Yes I do.

Whilst working one late Saturday night in town unloading chairs, a female specimen came and said I look like Tyson Fury. She then looked at my sinewy arms and said you actually have muscle. I retorted I am also 11years older to which she replied I look 11years younger.

Due to my severe low-self esteem I then self-deprecated by saying he is taller than me though. She just mumbled and I said, "well, he is six nine and thus taller than everyone..................I am six three BTW.
 
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