Hair loss treatment iceberg chart, ideas needed

[BurningCoals]

So I'm making an iceberg chart over hair loss treatments, and need ideas and suggestions. They're supposed to be ranked depending on a mix between obscurity, safety, and also a bit of humor as well. Note that they don't have to actually be proper treatments per se (shave it bro and hair system being examples), and they don't necessarily need to work. Plz comment your ideas and what layer you think they should be in.

So far we have (the placement is subject to change):

First layer: Just shave it bro, Hair loss shampoo, Vitamins
Second layer: Scalp massages, Diet, Hair fibers, Combover, Laser helmet, Oils
Third layer: Rogaine, Microneedling, FUE, Stemoxydine, Zix, PRP, Onions
Fourth layer: Finasteride, Hair system, FUT, CB0301
Fifth layer: Dutasteride, Loniten, , Topical finasteride, Topical dutasteride, Brotzu lotion
Sixth layer: Spironolactone, RU58841, Pyrilutamide KX-826
Seventh layer: Flutamide, Bicalutamide, Golden showers, MtF transition, Cyproterone Acetate, Aspirin, Lupron
Eight layer: Injecting acid into balls, Therapeutic scalp immolation, Turkish foreskin lotion, Growband, Oral RU58841

 

[DyingOfTheLight]

neat idea

add in topical zinc/zinx. it's peak boomer science. tho some people here are dead set that it halted their hairloss

 

[goku_black]

layer 9 = turn tranny

 

[BurningCoals]

neat idea

add in topical zinc/zinx. it's peak boomer science. tho some people here are dead set that it halted their hairloss

Which layer?

 

[DyingOfTheLight]

Which layer?

hmm difficult to say. it's too out there and copetastic to be in the first layers but also too harmless to be in the lower tiers. I'd go with 3

 

[BurningCoals]

I'm no expert, but think RU58841 should be Sixth Layer, because we have so little safety information on it and many people report creepy side effects.

Second layer should have "comb over".

On one hand RU isn't that unknown in the hair loss community, but on the other hand the creepy sides some claim can warrant a lower layer (which is also why I put finasteride on 4 instead of 3).

 

[DyingOfTheLight]

I'm no expert, but think RU58841 should be Sixth Layer, because we have so little safety information on it and many people report creepy side effects.

Second layer should have "comb over".

echoing this. I remember a poster on here who claimed he had an unexplained cardiac episode almost leading to his death while being on ru for a few weeks. evidently he could be trolling and correlation =/= causation but whispers about heart problems have surrounded ru for years on the forums

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

Last layer must include trannyism and Finasteride must be second or 3rd layer at best. It's quite the normie medication.

Furthermore combover, wig and hair fibres are not treatment options. But you really forgot to put hair transplants?

 

[DyingOfTheLight]

second or third should have laser helmet/therapy. another masterpiece of boomer science

PRP in third or second as well

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

second or third should have laser helmet/therapy. another masterpiece of boomer science

PRP in third or second as well

PRP is rather obscure. Third layer at best!

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

BROTZU???

 

[BurningCoals]

Last layer must include trannyism and Finasteride must be second or 3rd layer at best. It's quite the normie medication.

Sure but the horrific side effect stories of finasteride knock it down a layer imo.

Furthermore combover, wig and hair fibres are not treatment options.

So I'm making an iceberg chart over hair loss treatments, and need ideas and suggestions. They're supposed to be ranked depending on a mix between obscurity, safety, and also a bit of humor as well. Note that they don't have to actually be proper treatments per se (shave it bro and hair system being examples), and they don't necessarliy need to work. Plz comment your ideas and what layer you think they should be in.

But you really forgot to put hair transplants?

FUE and FUT are in layer 3 and 4 respectively.

 

[BurningCoals]

BROTZU???

Which layer?

 

[NickyA]

I find it funny how Finasteride is so deep in the iceberg, but I guess that's reasonable cuz so many people don't know about it or take it till their hair loss has progressed enough. Castration should definitely be in the seventh or eight layer (Castrati don't go bald).

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

Sure but the horrific side effect stories of finasteride knock it down a layer imo.

Don't agree. This is not about 'horrible' but obscurity and desparation. finasteride is well known and most doctors will falsely claim that it has no permanent side effects.

Pyrilutamide KX-826, Onion juice
and
PISS

Yes, there was a trend that smearing your own urine on your scalp helped hair growth.

 

[BurningCoals]

Don't agree. This is not about 'horrible' but obscurity and desparation. finasteride is well known and most doctors will falsely claim that it has no permanent side effects.

Well I did say it's also about safety, but I see your point.

Pyrilutamide KX-826, Onion juice
and
PISS

Yes, there was a trend that smearing your own urine on your scalp helped hair growth.

Which layers?

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

Well I did say it's also about safety, but I see your point.

Well, it is a meme, so there are already established rules, you know. But that's the last thing I have to say about this, sorry if I forced my opinion on you. Do as you please.

Which layers?

Piss the one before the last one maybe? Onions 3 and Pyrilutamide KX-826 5 or 6.

 

[DyingOfTheLight]

oils. like peppermint/rosemary/flaxseed oil. could be lumped together with vitamins

one of my mates rubbed that bullshit on his scalp and the only thing I did was make him appear both balding and greasy

 

[BurningCoals]

Well, it is a meme, so there are already established rules, you know.

True dat.

But that's the last thing I have to say about this, sorry if I forced my opinion on you. Do as you please.

Forcing your opinion on someone is a very serious crime in 2021 y'know.

Piss the one before the last one maybe? Onions 3 and Pyrilutamide KX-826 5 or 6.

What about Brotzu?

 

[Ephemeral-Kitten]

layer 9 = turn tranny

That was already in either layer, l2r.