ESPN mocks LeBron James' Hairline

hellouser

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Another gem from another scumbag writer, Drew Magary:

The Cleveland Cavaliers aren’t winning the NBA title this season. You know it, I know it, and somewhere deep down, Cavs forward and baldness cure test subject LeBron James has to know it, too.

Source:
http://adequateman.deadspin.com/did-the-warriors-break-lebron-james-1763832163

Writer's Twitter account:
https://twitter.com/drewmagary

And of course, it's a privileged fullhead saying it:

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Dench57

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Damn that guy would be so wrecked if he started receding. Dat fivehead.
 

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That's not even frigging witty, "baldness cure test subject" I mean jesus christ.
 

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They attack him on his hairline because he has everyone beat in every other aspect. Multi millionaire, power, social status. Championships.

I don't liek the way he plays basketball (crybaby), nor am I a fan (he's a douchebag), but attacking him on his hairline is just childish.
 

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Most humans are just simpletons caught up in the trivial.
 

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I don't see why he thinks he can criticize anyone else's appearance, dude looks like he needs an eyebrow transplant.

He looks like an alcoholic dead beat.
 

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One of the only advantages of going bald is realising you can look older, it's not 50 years away, you can potentially look **** if you don't take care of yourself, and nothing wakes you up quicker than a receding thinning head of hair. So you take into the account the importance of drinking moderately, cutting out smoking and regular drug use, hydrating, working out, moisturising, preening, anything to get back a few years that baldness is taking away, whereas this ****ing idiot probably thinks he still looks 21 because of his flawless head of hair.

That may be a particularly bad picture of the guy because of the double/triple chins, but his skin is red, blotchy and too wrinkly for his age, I think he's also losing facial shape and his nose is changing shape already, but because of his delusions over hair it's only going to get much worse, much quicker.
 

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He looks like he has just jerked off, and now he realizes that he can't be bothered cleaning up his stomach.
 

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They're at it again:

[video=youtube;tpXU6vC8gm4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpXU6vC8gm4[/video]
 

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They're at it again:

[video=youtube;tpXU6vC8gm4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpXU6vC8gm4[/video]

you realize they are all bald themselves right?
I think the only reason they are picking on him is because he tries to hide it
 

hellouser

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you realize they are all bald themselves right?
I think the only reason they are picking on him is because he tries to hide it

There's a reason why none of us here on the forums picks on eachother...
 

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They truly sound like a bunch of special people. I can't believe these guys are grown men.
 

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you realize they are all bald themselves right?
I think the only reason they are picking on him is because he tries to hide it

It's sort of like how only black people can use the n-word though. Charles Barkley mocking Lebron is ok because Chuck's been bald for decades.
 

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More LeBron humiliation over his hairline:

[video=youtube;Oh9_HmwSJxA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh9_HmwSJxA[/video]
 

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Lebron been seeing Dr.Diep for his african american inspired hair transplant technique

RIP headband prisoner





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Lebron been seeing Dr.Diep for his african american inspired hair transplant technique

RIP headband prisoner





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I was watching briefly last night and did notice his hairline looked lower than I remembered it being. It looks like a transplant growing in possibly? Happy for him, if so. Good to see people having victories over this disease.
 
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