Haha, whatevr.
Norwood 1/2 thick strong hair- "You lucky, ****. You don't even realize how luck you are. You can live life to the max and all you need to do is drop a bit of wax or water in your hair and you are good to go"
Norwood 3 thick "Ah, you still have some left. Now use it the best way you can. Grow it out on top with shorter sides. Don't need to go for super thin sides, but at least have some more on top than at the sides. The hair is thick too, so it'll be unnoticeable to most people. Also it being thick, you can get away with wearing beanies/hats if it's extremely windy.''
Norwood 4 thin "You poor bastard! Trying your hardest to be a NW3 but you need a **** load of concealer to pull that off. It can work to an extent, but concealear will make your life more work than just shaving it''
Norwood 5 and beyond "I admire you for not giving a ****, but surely it looks better shaved down than the thinning strands popping out. You officially can no longer way anything relevant other than a polyester sweater and jeans. If you wear a skater, surfer - you'll end up looking like you are 'trying too hard'. And you poor ****. Now comes the 'Oh! Are you only 27? I thought you were older'.
Shaved head "Some form of freedom. And the stress of potions, lotions and motions is gone, but you will still miss hair. You'll see people who look similar to you (who have hair) and wonder if that could have been you. Yet you will always be the bald guy beit from Kelly Slater to Uncle Fester - your chimp friends can not see your face, beautiful eyes, or perfect teeth and you may well have an attractive face, it's that you have no hair - so it won't click. You have no hair, so it's the first thing everyone will notice and say, strangely your friends with the massive bald spot or thinning hair will be immune from being known as a 'baldie' whilst you are around.