hmm... which nw1 should I kill? Better get one with the same blood type, and a big head. One who is an organ donor. I got to get in line first though, and when I get close to the front of the line, that is when I go on my killing spree. If I kill 10 of them, one of them should make its way to me.
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Think if I just walk into a doctor's office with a scalp in my hand, they will put it on for me? What if I scalp myself too, and trash mine. Do you think they will do a DNA check to make sure it is mine and not someone else's? Maybe I can get anti-organ rejection drugs from unitedpharmacies, since the doctor will think it is my scalp and not know to prescribe them. This way I don't have to kill anyone.
Think the former NW1 should use Dermmatch or HairSoReal? Nah, probably just a toupee.