You should try my method it really adds body to your hair..
Wash your hair as normal, rinse with warm water, have a beer, repeat the washing stage but with very cold water, have another beer, towel dry your hair and then massage in some normal conditioner whilst having another beer, have a beer, get out of the shower/bath, have a beer, get back in, rinse the conditioner off with beer, have a beer, infact have two, rub a tiny amount of some cosmetic sh*t into your hair (whatever is around, it doesn't really matter by this stage) open yourself a fresh beer, get out and do some rudimentry drying/dressing, grab a couple of beers and go sleep in the park (prefrably a bush) when you wake up in the morning your hair will be full of twigs and various wildlife, numerous bugs and, if your lucky, a coin or two.
Glad I could help.
Ty