the advantages of going bald

[s.a.f]

The advantage to going bald is that you shave your head and find out that the pretty ladies like to rub your bald scalp and tell you how it feels like a baby's bottom.

Yes but do they let you f*** them?

 

[blondeguy]

Yes. Let's just say a smooth head works wonders for certain regions of the body. Ahem.

 

[DammitLetMeIn]

Yes. Let's just say a smooth head works wonders for certain regions of the body. Ahem.

you can get ur whole head in there?

 

[ginald]

Yes. Let's just say a smooth head works wonders for certain regions of the body. Ahem.

you can get ur whole head in there?

of course.....thats how we entered this world!!




funny really.....we spend 9 months trying to get out of that hole and then the rest of our lives trying to get back in it!!!!!

 

[IBM]

Yes. Let's just say a smooth head works wonders for certain regions of the body. Ahem.

you can get ur whole head in there?

He can put in there and lick the ovulus. It's like "Lick my future kids is damn good".

 

[blondeguy]

Yes. Let's just say a smooth head works wonders for certain regions of the body. Ahem.

you can get ur whole head in there?

I was talking about a woman's inner thighs, but you guys took it somewhere else. :lol:

 

[DammitLetMeIn]

funny really.....we spend 9 months trying to get out of that hole and then the rest of our lives trying to get back in it!!!!!

I don't know about you country folks but I ain't tryna get back that same hole :lol: :lol:

 

[pokerface2007]

funny really.....we spend 9 months trying to get out of that hole and then the rest of our lives trying to get back in it!!!!!

I don't know about you country folks but I ain't tryna get back that same hole :lol: :lol:

lol, ginald likes his mother. uhhh

 

[ginald]

funny really.....we spend 9 months trying to get out of that hole and then the rest of our lives trying to get back in it!!!!!

I don't know about you country folks but I ain't tryna get back that same hole :lol: :lol:

lol, ginald likes his mother. uhhh

must have bin a freudian slip.....tales of oedipus

 

[tuler]

The advantage to going bald is that you shave your head and find out that the pretty ladies like to rub your bald scalp and tell you how it feels like a baby's bottom.

You also don't have to use shampoo or conditioner. My shower time is down to ten minutes, five of which are spent with the Headblade.

Shaving your head doesn't make you look older. It masks your age because your hairline is gone. Bald has been "in" as a fashionable look for guys for at least a decade now. Stop worrying so much about it.

Right on blondeguy! Man, if any of you haven't tried shaving your head just once, try it!

 

[BornBaldDieBald]

My bald scalp feels like a baby's *** that has been tarred and dipped into a pile of hair that has been sitting on the barber shop floor for a week or two. Oh, and not to mention, there is a skull beneath this baby's *** LOL

(Chernobyl anyone?)