On a related note, Chuck Norris didn't have a hair transplant. He moved some of his beard hair onto his scalp using willpower alone.
Chuck Norris doesn't need finasteride to keep his DHT levels in check. He personally threatens every one of his androgen receptors, so they do what he says.
The scar on the back of Joe Rogan's head is not from an FUT surgery. It's from a karate chop by Chuck Norris.
Instead of whisky, Chuck Norris often drinks RU58841, mainly because he enjoys the taste.
Chuck Norris once told Kevin Mann to "Just shave it, bro.", after which the latter promptly and gladly shaved his head.