short and bald = loser
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Wear your socks over your pants.
Get a perm.
Continously show out your penis from your pants like it would be the most normal thing in the world.
Saliva helps.
If you do this, chiks are on the go. It means, like a neon light in your forehead: "I´M SUPA-CONFIDENT"
It´s all about confidence...
Get a perm.
Continously show out your penis from your pants like it would be the most normal thing in the world.
Saliva helps.
If you do this, chiks are on the go. It means, like a neon light in your forehead: "I´M SUPA-CONFIDENT"
It´s all about confidence...
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...oh! and I forgot "game".
´Bout the game I´ve got a killer performance.
I´ll show ya.
Now you´r easy talking with a girl, penis out, saliva and stuff. You say to her
"Wanna see something?"
Then you turn backwards, flip out your pockets (both of them), grab a cigarrete, light it and quickly put it into your penis (hold by that extra-skin non jewish people like us have), then you turn frontside again and funnily tell her:
"I introduce you to the smokin´elephant!!!!"
Game guaranteed.
It´s all ´bout the game, fellas.
´Bout the game I´ve got a killer performance.
I´ll show ya.
Now you´r easy talking with a girl, penis out, saliva and stuff. You say to her
"Wanna see something?"
Then you turn backwards, flip out your pockets (both of them), grab a cigarrete, light it and quickly put it into your penis (hold by that extra-skin non jewish people like us have), then you turn frontside again and funnily tell her:
"I introduce you to the smokin´elephant!!!!"
Game guaranteed.
It´s all ´bout the game, fellas.