She called me an egg - online dating realities

[Norwoodcel]

 

[justinbieberscombover]

You are terrible at texting girls.

 

[Norwoodcel]

You are terrible at texting girls.

Thx

 

[Milkonos]

lmao, how did you even get to talk to her ? Isn't there supposed to be a "match" before that happens ?

 

[Diffused_confidence]

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I don't do online but I don't understand why guys just right out the gate ask for sex. Unless you are looking like Chris Hemsworth they will say no every time. Even with hair you are probably going to get rejected.

 

[Notdifferent]

Horny?

 

[Will Be an Egg in 5 years]

For some reason this thread got my attention.. I wonder why

 

[Norwoodcel]

For some reason this thread got my attention.. I wonder why

Greeting, fellow egg

 

[Derelict]

Why would ask a girl if she is horny? there wasn't even a setup for it, just completely random and out of nowhere.

 

[INT]

So the reality here is that you are a creep who says inappropriate things and then gets rejected?

 

[czecha]

meanwhile chad texts "hey b**ch wanna fuk" and she drives 300 miles to him in the middle of the night

 

[justinbieberscombover]

meanwhile chad texts "hey b**ch wanna fuk" and she drives 300 miles to him in the middle of the night

No, Chad doesn't make an effort. The roles switch and the women pursue him.

 

[justinbieberscombover]

After seeing the 2 other threads I think @Norwoodcel has a humiliation fetish

 

[TurboFixer]

what baldness does to a mthfka

 

[czecha]

just eggmin bro

 

[spring15]

I'm going to go out on a limb & say the fact she even responded to you in the first place she was somewhat attracted to you. Throwing the DTF bait out there just cemented your demise

 

[czecha]

I'm going to go out on a limb & say the fact she even responded to you in the first place she was somewhat attracted to you. Throwing the DTF bait out there just cemented your demise

one night stands = chad

validation, beta provider backup plan = normies, baldcells etc

how have people still not figured this out? lmfao

 

[justinbieberscombover]

one night stands = chad

validation, beta provider backup plan = normies, baldcells etc

how have people still not figured this out? lmfao

No, the end goal women have is a relationship.

 

[spring15]

one night stands = chad

validation, beta provider backup plan = normies, baldcells etc

how have people still not figured this out? lmfao

Yeah full headed Chad will get the one night stand any day of the week over chrome dome. As people get older this is no longer fulfilling though & (most) people want a secure long lasting relationship when their 30s are coming up - especially women. So the "beta provider backup plan" becomes an option over ducklips J Bravo

I'm not saying I was a Chad but since my mid twenties after a hair transplant & gymcell I got my body count in the double digits pretty quick through mainly dating apps & some clubs/bars. By no means is it gratifying to look back on, now 30 is approaching

 

[Norwoodcel]

It's over for us eggcels