Seriously, How Many Of You Masturbate And How Often?

[sachalamp]

Be honest please

 

[joeblack2017]

2-3 times a day lol. I got lots of married milfs' pics from facebook (most are my friends) and I fap to them mostly at night.

 

[Funkymonk1]

Why the hell do you need to know this?

 

[alekgn]

Are you trying to test some masturbation and hair loss theory?

 

[alekgn]

2-3 times a day lol. I got lots of married milfs' pics from facebook (most are my friends) and I fap to them mostly at night.

That's...f*****g creepy. I never understood the attraction to MILFs.

Now if we're talking hot asian chicks in their early 20s, count me in.

 

[Funkymonk1]

That's...f*****g creepy. I never understood the attraction to MILFs.

Now if we're talking hot asian chicks in their early 20s, count me in.

You can't tell me you'd knock back Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Aniston or (my current favourite) the girl from the Trivago advert .

 

[alekgn]

You can't tell me you'd knock back Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Aniston or (my current favourite) the girl from the Trivago advert .

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Actually, I think I would.

Trivago girl's not too bad (although that is a freakishly wide jaw on a female). But I can't imagine going down on her.

 

[alekgn]

Well, I didn't bother reading any of the above, but what I can suggest is a Diy Hair Transplant. I'll go on to list the following materials essential to perform the previously mentioned.

Material:

1.) FUE extractor kit w/various punch diameters. 0.8mm

2.) 3 Choi Implant pens

3.) Surgical Scalpel, Surgical soap, Surgical Tray, Surgical grade numb creme, Gauze, Petri dishe, Wound healing stem cell Creme (Optional) , Surgical tweezers/ scissors, Non toxic black marker, measuring tape

4.) Adjustable Halogen Lamp (Wall mounted preferably)

5.) USB Trichoscope 50x for viewing rear of scalp on monitor.

6.) Magnifying glasses for dissecting grafts excess tissue.

Total: approx 825$
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Step 2 /. Preparation

Disorganization could sacrifice time that could be spent placing the grafts immediately into the recipient area. Choosing to neglect the organizing of materials at this stage could have a hinderance on the survival rate of said grafts. Ideally, materials should be in a concert orientation (secondary hand side). FUE Extractor should be on one side away from obstruction ( Primary hand side).

it is best to avoid having a dysfunctional workspace given that you do not have a rotating staff aiding in the procedure.

Step 3 /. Sanitization

Before performing such procedure, it is always wise to practice modeling hygiene safety. This insure that the environment that you'll be working in won't harbor any bacterial organisms/pathogens that could increase likelihood of infection. This in turn, would jeopardize the success of the procedure early on, so it is crucial to thoroughly spend time at this step. Rule of thumb, if you can't put your tongue on it confidently, it's not clean enough; or you're simply in the wrong room setting.

* NO BATHROOMS

Step 4 /. Beginning

TO BE CONTINUED.

It's my new meme... Relax.

I think you're in the wrong thread, lol.

 

[Funkymonk1]

Actually, I think I would.

Trivago girl's not too bad (although that is a freakishly wide jaw on a female). But I can't imagine going down on her.

I think shes got incredible bone structure. Each to their own I guess.

 

[alekgn]

I think shes got incredible bone structure. Each to their own I guess.

No, it's good bone structure; just a bit wide on the jaw, especially the mandibular region.

 

[joeblack2017]

That's...f*****g creepy. I never understood the attraction to MILFs.

Now if we're talking hot asian chicks in their early 20s, count me in.

I'm talking about hot milfs. I mean how can anyone resist fapping to her? She's a milf friend of mine and has uploaded bikini pics on facebook

 

[alekgn]

I'm talking about hot milfs. I mean how can anyone resist fapping to her? She's a milf friend of mine and has uploaded bikini pics on facebook

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Ok, now you just made this look 10 times creepier than it already was.

Also, you just made my dick soft. Damn it. I had a good session going just now, typing all of this with my right hand.

 

[Funkymonk1]

I'm talking about hot milfs. I mean how can anyone resist fapping to her? She's a milf friend of mine and has uploaded bikini pics on facebook

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She's nice looking mate but she doesn't look old enough to be a milf. How old is she?

 

[joeblack2017]

She's nice looking mate but she doesn't look old enough to be a milf. How old is she?

38

 

[Funkymonk1]

She could pass for 30, easily.

 

[alekgn]

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She could pass for 30, easily.

She easily looks 45. Still, f*****g milfs man?

 

[Funkymonk1]

Different strokes for different folks. This woman below is 45!!! She looks better then any 25 year old I know.

 

[alekgn]

Different strokes for different folks. This woman below is 45!!! She looks better then any 25 year old I know.

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Man, the 25 year olds in your area must f*****g suck. Damn.

 

[Heinrich Harrer]

I never masturbate. If I do my hair will fall out.

 

[AnxiousAndy]

Used to be 2 - 3 times a week, now its maybe once a week if I can maintain an erection.