Tell that to my 2 ex-wives and the many women who fell in love with me when I had my hair.
Check this out:
I'm presently in the process of pulling my criminal record so I can use it to apply for a VISA to get into Cozumel, Mexico when I cruise from Florida to Mexico in January or February. I'm pulling my criminal record for states I've lived in. I have no record except for a couple failures to appear (on traffic citations) when I was a 19 years old. Since there are two of these convictions on the same date I thought it was a mistaken double reporting of the same conviction. I was just on the phone with the dept. of public safety for the state where this took place. I explained to the adminstrative assistant (a woman) on the phone that I recall one court appearance so one of these convictions is probably a repeat notation of the same conviction. She said she would look into it and get back to me. She called me back a few hours later and said the city where it happened sent her the information by computer. She said that there was one court appearance but 2 citations. She said I didn't show up for court twice. I was sentenced to 10 days in jail so there was a photo taken of me and the photo was included in the info that was sent to the woman who was on the phone with me today. She says, "Your picture is in here. I can see your picture. Your hair is long." The sound of her voice changed from professional to kind of giddy as she talked about my picture. I could tell by her voice that she was smiling while she was talking about my picture. She was embaressing me so I didn't know what to say so I just said, "Yes I like my hair long." She says, "I'm going to send you a copy of this picture." Still embarrased, I kind of flatly said, "OK, that would be nice, thank you." She was going on and on about my picture and how "youtfhul and nice" I looked. She was being flirtatious.
This is how things go when I have my hair.