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The Gardener said:The perfect morning.
A limp dick, a cold shower, no masturbation, no coffee and smoke.
Dark and raining outside. Dog sh*t in the house again.
Find something in the freezer to defrost for dinner when I get home... No read meat?! Damn, I forgot about that one when I was sleeping.
Good f*****g Morning, Mister Norwood. How is your 'chi' today?
you forgot to add that you had to wash your hair in the sink with green soap.
