Captain Obvious
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I feel like society has some expectations of a bald man, some parameteres for acceptance that are not easy to accept but once you realize them maybe then you can find a sincere identity.
First and foremost, obviously, is the lack of women; a bald man must expect less from females.
Secondly, the bald man must assume the butt of all jokes. If a bald man attempts to make fun of others faults then he is not funny and will be hated because he is bald.
Third, the bald man must wear his shame on his sleeve. Since the bald mans head is not perfect then nothing he does can ever be perfect. Therefore, the bald man must readily admit that he is a failure.
Fourthmost, it is always the responsibility of the bald man to remove his own self from all situations which his baldness is unwelcome or unflatterning to the scene. Be that the favor to the beautiful ones.
If a bald man can learn those rules then I know that a bald man can live life as an honest baldman, true to his baldness.
First and foremost, obviously, is the lack of women; a bald man must expect less from females.
Secondly, the bald man must assume the butt of all jokes. If a bald man attempts to make fun of others faults then he is not funny and will be hated because he is bald.
Third, the bald man must wear his shame on his sleeve. Since the bald mans head is not perfect then nothing he does can ever be perfect. Therefore, the bald man must readily admit that he is a failure.
Fourthmost, it is always the responsibility of the bald man to remove his own self from all situations which his baldness is unwelcome or unflatterning to the scene. Be that the favor to the beautiful ones.
If a bald man can learn those rules then I know that a bald man can live life as an honest baldman, true to his baldness.