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On alt.baldspot over the years, there were posts from various people complaining about the relatively high cost of Dr. Proctor's products. Sometimes they would even attempt to estimate the actual cost of each individual ingredient in a vial of Proxiphen (spironolactone, minoxidil, Retin-A, phenytoin, etc.), and then add it all up and compare that to the $100 price of the vial, then they'd piss and moan for a while about the (apparent) cost disparity. But then one guy wrote what I thought was a very amusing and perceptive response to that complaint! Here it is below, in full:
Newsgroups: alt.baldspot
From: Blad...@webtv.net
Date: 1998/03/05
Subject: Re: Dr. P YOU RIPOFF ARTIST!!!!!
There is a story about the QE2 that is pertinent to this discussion. It seems that the cunard lines built the ship as a technological marvel. It had all the newest and most complex workings.
Yet for some reasons the steam engines kept failing. They tore it down and rebuilt it, consulted experts and such; To no avail.
Finally they went to the engineer who designed the system. He climbed up to the top of the engine and gave a pipe above a good whack with a stick. Vapor lock was freezing the engine.
He submitted a bill for $1000. A huge amount in that time. Cunard sent him a letter to please itemize his expenses. He wrote back "Hitting pipe with stick $1, KNOWING which pipe to hit $999."
Remember, people are paying for intellectual ability more than the price of the finished components.
Blade_9
PS: Next time you order chinese, calculate the cost of the ingredients and try to only pay that. Won't work, you have to pay....to play.