I was gonna market this idea... but hell. MAGNO HAIR!

[KielMcK]

I woke up a few months ago and had an epiphany. I wrote it out on a napkin and did some wikipedia research on how to make this work... I researched for about 5 minutes.

This Idea is gonna be the next best thing since the "Bread Making Machine".

So you wake up in the morning: you go to the bathroom: you look in the mirror that your wife decorated with flowers: you frown at your balding head: you reach into your tub of "MAGNO Topical Iron Filings Clear Cream" and rub it into your scalp: you reach and grab a few fistfuls of "Magno Grow Synthetic Hair Fibers" which have a postive magnetic charge at one end of the fiber: you sprinkle about 10,000 of these onto your head (more or less depending on desired density): you smile at yourself and head to work to make fun of the bald guys:

Pretty... good idea? Nah... you're all dickheads! its a good idea! :nono: :gay:

 

[30_going_on_60]

dickhead?? I resemble that remark. Anyways...if you're looking for financial backing...im sooo in. Once we open up our clinic (aka my mom's garage) we shuold have a cheaper alternative too. We can cut a hole into a piece of cardboard, have our less wealthy patients sit under it and fill in their horsehoes with spray paint. But we can offer choices for both our light haired patients (yellow) and dark haired ones (black.) As soon as we make enough money, we can get those $70, 000 transplants. (Well, I can, you don;t need one you lucky bastard.) I hope you're in because I;ve already quit my job to get this thing underway.

 

[KielMcK]

Here is a sample of one of the trials. This gentlemen was able to magnet 200,000 hairs on his head and got himself a date to the movies!

 

[k3nn7i]

dickhead! lol...

I never even see myself bald in my dream. LOL

 

[phish]

that guy looks better with no hair

 

[KielMcK]

yeah he looks pretty gay with hair. Maybe magnetic hair isn't as great as I thought.

 

[30_going_on_60]

damn...that guy DOES look better bald..legitimately. Does this mean that theres some website for people with full heads of hair that want to go bald?? I can just imagine the posts... "I've tried everything....my hair just WONT go away...I'm so depressed!" Maybe I can go on it and give some helpful advice.

 

[s.a.f]

Maybe he just needs a new hairstyle. Then again he does have zero hairloss so it should look good with stubble. What if he was a shiney nw4+?

 

[30_going_on_60]

nah...he looks like an idiot with hair. Even a Mr. Clean cut would look better. Dammit Kiel...you managed to find the ONE guy who's Before photo looks better than his after. You can head up research and development, but theres no way in hell you;re in charge of marketing.

 

[ghg]

Maybe he just needs a new hairstyle. Then again he does have zero hairloss so it should look good with stubble. What if he was a shiney nw4+?

It wouldn't matter, bald is bald. The guy has got a great head shape and manly features, looks great with a slick dome.

Kiel, only a total f*****g dickhead would come up with something like this :whistle: .

 

[JayB]

Maybe he just needs a new hairstyle. Then again he does have zero hairloss so it should look good with stubble. What if he was a shiney nw4+?

It wouldn't matter, bald is bald. The guy has got a great head shape and manly features, looks great with a slick dome..

uh...a crew cut is far different than a shiny bald head.

 

[KielMcK]

No he does have bad bad hairloss! The thing is in the bald photo he is using Magno Mini Units... its for guys who want that shaved looked with a norwood 0.

Also I am not a dickhead. No I'm not.

 

[Lucky_UK]

I can see the makers of the Lazer comb stealing your idea Kiel :badmood:

 

[KielMcK]

They are dickheads. I'm sure its already in the works. They seem to jump right on those craqppy ideas

 

[ghg]

Maybe he just needs a new hairstyle. Then again he does have zero hairloss so it should look good with stubble. What if he was a shiney nw4+?

It wouldn't matter, bald is bald. The guy has got a great head shape and manly features, looks great with a slick dome..

uh...a crew cut is far different than a shiny bald head.

uh... it is different, but if you got such a great head shape as him and good facial structure, it's bound to look good. Come on, you're not that stupid...

 

[KielMcK]

nah he is that stupid. Definitely somewhat of a dickhead. Wanker.

 

[DoctorHouse]

Kiel all those popsicles are starting to give you "brain freeze" :woot:

 

[KielMcK]

Dear Doctor,

I do not use the popsicles for anything but their intended purpose. That being said... this is their intended purpose. Let me explain to you by a hypothetical example.

Small boy 8-10 years of age comes to the house and asks if I would like to purchase an item from his schools catelog to raise money for a playground. I reply "hey trouble, you been behaving in school?".

"Yes I am a crossing guard... but my parents have been grounding me alot lately for forgetting to put on the trash and empty the dishwasher". Exclaims little boy

"Parents EH! Who needs em. You like grape popsicles?" I ask

"Ummmm... well yes sure" -Little Boy

"Alright... well lets get you down to the basement... I've got an entire freezer FULL of grape flavor pops". I proudly announce with an urk of anticipation in my stomach.

So the boy and I head down stairs and he bends over into the freezer and grabs a pop. His golden blonde hair looks and smells soooo youthful and innocent. He enjoys the delicious grape flavor and heads home.... unscathed. Also I bought 7 items from his playground catalog.


So Doctor as you can see I do not eat these popsicles for myself. Instead I lure people down into my basement to take a quick sniff of their hair and that's that.

 

[DoctorHouse]

That would be a great story for Chris Hanson on Dateline.

 

[KielMcK]

Speaking of which? You know who I haven't seen in awhile?

Them Hanson boys.

MMMMhhhhhmmmmm. :whistle: