I Hate My Sub Human Hair Line. 25m Never Been Kissed

[badhairline]

I am going to die a virgin.

 

[Cowboys fan]

I am going to die a virgin.

Get a hooker do whatever u have to do

 

[AnxiousAndy]

No shame in paying for booty, it happens all the time.

 

[Zülfiqar]

Your hairline sucks, I'm sure, but that in itself isn't a deal-breaker. My hairline is the worst it's ever been right now -- it's revolting -- and I found the hottest gf I've ever had just a few months ago. How are your facial aesthetics? Charisma? People skills? I'm guessing it's not your hairline that's holding you back. Forget the hairline, work on the other stuff. Larry David would get laid even if he worked at the Post Office.