How Do I Get Minoxidil Now That I'm On The Run From The Law?

[layabout]

Been in four different states over the past four days, camping in rest stops and rv sanctuaries.

Wanted posters with my face on them practically in every convenience store I've gone inside of.

Tennessee police put a 500k bounty on my head.

How do I get minoxidil now that I'm fugitive from the law?

 

[Jaka]

I'll tell you only after you give me your location.

 

[Manochoice]

Let's split the 500k!

 

[SuperDPAsteve]

I’ll send you some, send me your gps coordinates and stay put

 

[Ryko]

Watch out man, they are only chasing you because they want you to be bald. The police want the citizens to bald to make them miserable so they can keep you frustrated easier to control you that way. Stay safe man, try buying from local pharmacies.

 

[Georgie]

Been in four different states over the past four days, camping in rest stops and rv sanctuaries.

Wanted posters with my face on them practically in every convenience store I've gone inside of.

Tennessee police put a 500k bounty on my head.

How do I get minoxidil now that I'm fugitive from the law?

Wtf did you do lol

 

[SuperDPAsteve]

https://fox17.com/news/local/15000-...ack-of-tennessee-police-officer-after-ut-game

Oh sh*t boys, did I find OP?

 

[Manochoice]

https://fox17.com/news/local/15000-...ack-of-tennessee-police-officer-after-ut-game

Oh sh*t boys, did I find OP?

Ha, you might be onto something! OP outlandished the sum of his reward to 500k... it would be ironic to be the same guy...

 

[Pixie]

Your hairline is the least of your concerns