Help me out with a hairloss related bandname :)

Curls

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Okay, so we are four guys, 2 Norwood 3's, a Norwood 4 and a lucky Norwood 2...

So far we came up with:

"Society of Hair"

"Growing out the Horseshoe"

"Cure for Baldness"

and my own favorite:

"White Dot Scarring"

Any suggestions?

:punk:
 

Nashville Hairline

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Paradise Rogained.
 

Jacob

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Falling(or Fallen) Follicles

The Balding Band

Follically OR Follicular(ly) Impaired Ignoramuses

Men with Hats..hmmm...Men Who Wear Hats.

The Norwoods

The Minoxidamians

The Shedders

The Shed(ding) Dreaders

The Shedding

Glowing or Shining or Shiny Crowns
 

Jacob

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The Alopecians

The Hair Apparents (or not-apparents)

Counting Hairs(or Follicles)

Hair Preservators

Hair Preservation Gang(or Society..I guess)

Alopecia Killers

Treasonous Transplants

Shaftless

HairRootTroublemakers

Follically Challenged

HairFail

Hair No More

Hair Dreamers

FDA Screwed

If there were only 3 of you..it could be- The Big 3



Moving on...
 

Jacob

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:uglylol:

I actually laughed out loud...thanks for that.....

The second to the last one was a bit much though :whistle:
 

Jacob

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The Wigs

Wear some goofy wigs and rock on.

Hairy and the Horseshoes- if one of you could pull off being called Hairy.
 

s.a.f

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The Norwood Spotters.

Funny thing is that you could get away with quite a few of these names without the general public actually catching on.
 

Curls

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I like "Tragic Scalp Misery" and "Paradise Rogained"..! :)

How about;

"Dr. Proctor's Pipedream"

or... "The Proxiphen Conspiracy"

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Bald Dave

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My bald head inbetween your boobies?
 

squeegee

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ahahahahaahahahha OMG!!! I have to read them again!!!!!!!!! LOL :punk: No fucks since baldness LOLLOL

FDA screwed and death by folliculitus are awesome LOL

Monty you are fucked up LOL....that was awesome... still laughing ahhaha What why is my *** so hairy has to do with this LOL ahahahah
 

squeegee

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Double post :woot:
 

DoctorHouse

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The Bald Eagles

Bald on the Run

Loverbaldboy

Bald Direction

KISS my Hair Goodbye or KISS My Bald Head

Baldimora

Baldy and the Ballbreakers

The Bald Police

Pink Bald Floyd

Ozzy Ozbald

Hair Supply

The Beach Baldies

The Big Three

Hair We Go Again

A Flock of Baldies

Hair Out the Doors

Stone Bald Temple Pilots

HairNoSmith

The Talking Baldheads

The Norwood One Pretenders

The Hairloss Cure

The Bald Head Peas

Backstreet Bald Boys

New Bald Kids on the Block

My Chemical Romance with Propecia and Rogaine
 

slipy

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this name is already taken by a grindcore band, but nonetheless i envision it suiting mbp theme perfectly:

c*** and Ball Torture ( meaning you're not able to get laid when bald lol)

or you can change it to:

c*** and Balls Tortured

to avoid legal problems
 
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