Damn that does look terrible, thanks for the heads up bud.
One way you could most likely make it look okish, if you slick it all back and have your sides longer than usual and have them slicked inwards to add more width.
There are things you can do to make your hair have the appearance of thickness just by making it longer, though it would demand alot of upkeep.
Damn actually it could look good if you went for a shaven look, like have your hair transplant hair a grade 2 and your hair on the sides a grade 1, hell you never know it could look good. Get a good scalp micropigementation, be careful though some of them look ****ing terrible and some of the guys doing it have no idea what they're doing.
some examples online are ****ing laughable....