Clothes and Styles for Baldites?

[CaptainForehead]

What clothing styles are the best for baldites?

 

[ladysmanfelpz]

I think all baldies like to where nicer clothes. I would also say clothes that reveal your figure if you are fit. I would try to wear clothes that show more neck so people focus on your skin and neckline more than your shiny head.

 

[uncomfortable man]

You could tuck your Izod into your pleated Dockers Khaki's for that "I've resigned myself to middle aged obscurity" look or a suit is always nice. But I don't feel like I should have to dress like some business man to feel comfortable in my own skin. But thats the problem with baldness is that we have that particular facet for self expression barricaded off from us to the point where normal clothes look freakish on us because we project a strong "old" vibe that is hard to contest. Honestly, the only thing I can see myself looking good in bald (ironically enough) is an SS uniform.

 

[proudinmyself]

Tight shirts + hitting the gym.

 

[proudinmyself]

I agree with the tight shirts. It's really and eyesore to see balding guys wearing large shirts. I don't think hitting the gym is must for a bald guy though.

Thats why they laughed on you in thr bar. They dident respected you cuz they sew a weak skinny person

Skinny guys being laughed and bulied hair or not hair

 

[seb]

People laugh at me at bars(or did), and I am 17st. I suppose they laughed out of fear right.....

 

[Mercury]

For my balding pattern and face shape I have found that grandpa-type clothes are the most appropriate style for me. Earth tones, pleated slacks, heavy sweaters, loafers. The more "old man" I look the more convincing I am.

Some bald dudes can rock the european club owner look, skinny shirts, dress pants, shiny shoes, etc., but not me.

Some baldies look great in athletic gear, track suits, tank tops... definitely not me.

Other bald men look most natural in military-esque clothing, camoflauge, cargo pants, heavy boots... not me, really.

 

[Quantum Cat]

the 'intellectual' look is best: Turtle neck, stylish glasses. Maybe a beret. smart-casual. People think you're clever/intelligent even if you're not

you could also add goatee beard/designer stubble although I think most women don't like that.

 

[DannyBoyy]

Or we could live by our own rules and dress how we like etc there is nothing wrong to look nice but doing it to please the vain people is pathetic.

 

[Mercury]

the 'intellectual' look is best: Turtle neck, stylish glasses. smart-casual. People think you're clever/intelligent even if you're not

you could also add goatee beard/designer stubble although I don't think most women like that.

People have told me to try that look but I'm not so sure about it. It reminds me of a critic, like a guy who complains about e everything and is always serious. Plus I don't care much for coffee shops and liberal politics.

 

[Quantum Cat]

People have told me to try that look but I'm not so sure about it. It reminds me of a critic, like a guy who complains about e everything and is always serious. Plus I don't care much for coffee shops and liberal politics.

well yeah I guess if you're a redneck the look won't really work...

I'd recommend a mullet and some overalls for you

 

[Mercury]

well yeah I guess if you're a redneck the look won't really work...

I'd recommend a mullet and some overalls for you

I am not a redneck. I live in Oregon so typically we wear flannels and baggy pants.

 

[Exodus2011]

fitted shirts are important. same with jeans.

and im still gonna wear the band shirts i want to, because **** you, im not gonna sacrifice one of the deepest parts of who i am because of this stupid ****.

 

[seb]

Yes, old style cords, plimsoles, a fulll buttoned checked shirt, knitted cardigan, and a full, wiry beard is the optimum look I am striving for.

 

[Thom]

That's what I said Exodus. Then I hit 24 and band shirts just didn't feel as cool. So now my old Pink Floyd and Stones shirts just collect dust.

Girls don't want to date a slacker and I no longer wanted to attract the young ones haha.

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Yes, old style cords, plimsoles, a fulll buttoned checked shirt, knitted cardigan, and a full, wiry beard is the optimum look I am striving for.

Far worse than hurting our sex life, balding now turns people into hipsters!

 

[seb]

Nothing wrong with being a hippy. Free from the media driven, commercialised bangwagon, thus being at ease with oneself, and ones surroundings.

 

[DannyBoyy]

Im wearing a hippy shirt actually lol woodstoooooock.

 

[Thom]

Oh I still dress like a hippy occasionally. Half my clothes include pearl snaps and sandals ha. For senior prom back when I had super long hair, my friends and I wore old 70s suits with bell bottoms. I was big into vintage 60s and 70s stuff back in the day.

 

[Exodus2011]

its not about being cool.

its about expressing what is important to me (music) and what my favorite bands are (which of course by extension is also important).

 

[seb]

What attire I squeeze my malformed structure in wont matter when Im in a coma.