c*** Size

[Deaner]

Okay, fine if you insist. 300% bigger than average. I fight dragons with it. Gardener, stop PMing me, for the last time I will not go on a date with you.

 

[The Gardener]

Fine. If you're gonna be a beatch like that, then I want my lawnmower and the toilet plunger that you borrowed back.

 

[Capn Long Schlong Silver]

Ahoy long lads,

Make way fer me wheelbarrel!! I be the feared teabagging pirate capn schlong. Arrrrgghh!! My band of cut throats an' handicapped murders pillage and plunder. Lads you never left ye mother's tit til you sees a poor scallywag suffocated under my sweaty cannon balls.

carry on lads,

Capn Long Schlong Silver

 

[VWdude]

Ahoy long lads,

Make way fer me wheelbarrel!! I be the feared teabagging pirate capn schlong. Arrrrgghh!! My band of cut throats an' handicapped murders pillage and plunder. Lads you never left ye mother's tit til you sees a poor scallywag suffocated under my sweaty cannon balls.

carry on lads,

Capn Long Schlong Silver

you're amazing!

 

[Aplunk1]

Holy cow!

Where did you come from?

 

[The Gardener]

Ah yes, it is ALWAYS good to hear from... the Captain.

 

[ShedMaster]

The Ole' captain is still around! Good to hear from you.

 

[camobear777]

ShedMaster, your Avatar rocks! bro.

 

[iamnaked]

LOL - this thread is gayer than Liberace's mirrored piano. Gotta love it though :hairy:

My mutton musket is teh massive.

 

[westcovinajoe]

You gotta love any thread that starts out with...


"By the way, I'm not a f**."

Joseph.

 

[Aplunk1]

Hola, ive been looking at old posts , and some balding guys have said that they may be losing there hair, but there c**** are massive. mines a pretty impressive 7 inches lol.
So I just wanted to no is this true or not, balding guys have huge c****.
(btw im not a f**.)

What are you talking about, I don't see anything like that?

 

[westcovinajoe]

Giggidy giggidy.

By the way I am not a racist and I do not cheat on my wife.

By the way,
Joseph

 

[The Gardener]

You gotta love any thread that starts out with...


"By the way, I'm not a f**."

LOL... Nope, no fags here, wink wink. Just a bunch of normal guys talking about c***.

 

[Steve4263]

Sorry if i came across really cocky, I feel though, that im missing out, because I have an average size c***. I dont no anymore, sometimes I cant think straight, even when typing, and I come across as a dickhead, Im sorry.
Its like what people have said before, I think it was Aplunk, hair loss fucks up your normal thinking, hell im fine with it, but it still ison my mind, and it makes my brian not function efficently, if that makes sense?
Anyways, Cheers

Yeah the blood no longer flows to your penis. So smaller penis. :lol: No just kidding. I have hair loss on the brain as well. I think I get to obessed with it at times.

 

[Steve4263]

this should be made a sticky.... :lol:

Yeah it could get "STICKY"!

 

[omgstfuty]

Lol! hahaha, f*** you all! 8)

 

[Aplunk1]

Haha, that's just funny.

You're alright, omgstfuty. You seem like a pretty young guy, too. You shaved it all off? I've been thinking about doing it marine style-- just with a pair of clippers, no attachment. I think that might look good on me.

 

[kosmo]

Hola, ive been looking at old posts , and some balding guys have said that they may be losing there hair, but there c**** are massive. mines a pretty impressive 7 inches lol.
So I just wanted to no is this true or not, balding guys have huge c****.
(btw im not a f**.)

 

[Garm1]

Average c*** length is about 5- 7.5 inches.

So i guess a c*** about 6-6.5 inches is just fine

 

[omgstfuty]

Hey Aplunk, you should do dude, shave it to a blade 1, using a mirror to make sure you get it all, I really love the look of it, and then if you want you could go down like you said.
So Im right in thinking that its bullshit, in that balding men have huge c****???,