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i remember reading one ****ed up hypothesis that baldness cud have evolved as a sort of signal of beta cuckoldry. a woman who is looking for a secure long term partner and provider wud look for a bald man because she knows the bald man has ****ty chances and probably won't cheat as a result. and of course this wud make it easier for her to force the bald man to raise a norwood 1 slayer baby under his nose 0_0
Yeah I saw that theory, it was by some hack anthropologist with an NW1 pony tail.
This theory totally ignores the fact that male pattern baldness evolved in primates where the strongest males simply took what they wanted and physical attractiveness was a non issue.