Recent content by ugly short bald man

actually i am 5'3 i wish my mom had hooked up with a tall, athletic, successful man with a full head of hair instead of my genetic train wreck father. i blame my hairloss, looks and height on HIM as everyone on my mothers side looks like a model, tall and no balding.

i was kinda looking forward to our planet being disintegrated by some asteroid or something, that way my death comes naturally and all other guys with hair get wiped off the map as well. instead, im sitting here in my ****ty, roach infested apartment on new years eve researching high end rice...

you know this **** is goinng to get MUCH worse just as you age right? - - - Updated - - - you know he has a missing finger right? that pretty much eliminates any upper body work

it doesn't matter if i lose weight, I'm still going to be an ugly, short, balding a**h**. I'm seriously thinking of just packing up my **** and moving across the country so i don't have to be made fun of for wearing a wig. at least no one will know me.

I hate the fact that I'm 24 and look like Larry David... I hate the fact that I tried experimenting with a wig last week and when I walked into the office the first day everyone burst into laughter... I hate the fact that people talk to my forehead instead of speaking to me... I hate the fact...

they're probably looking at you cuz you look like a freak show.

I hate the fact that I am only 24 and a NW6 already, but yet am too afraid to shave the rest of it off. I hate the fact that a bird shitted on my bald head last week right in the middle of downtown and everyone who saw it laughed at me. I hate the fact that my loud neighbors have hot sex while...