You Will Look Great Bald If You Have These 5 Signs!

[mr.statham]

This guy put a lot of thought into analyzing how shaving your head will impact your appearance.

EDIT:

My points are as follows:

1. "No one looks good bald" is wrong

2. "Just be GL, and you'll look good bald" is wrong (see Gordon-Levitt)

3. "Just be masculine" is wrong (see Rooney)

4. "Just be tall" is wrong, I think -- short looks suboptimal in both bald and with hair. I'd like to see evidence that short people's looks are affected more by being totally bald.

There is a subtle combination of features (some of which mentioned in the video) that determine how much you suit the bald look.

 

[mr.statham]

bump

This is the only youtube video I know that actually analyzes "The Impact of Hair Loss"

The mods should sticky it or something, if I say so myself (I'm not the author)

 

[blackg]

Good video.

 

[karatekid]

didnt even watch the video, but I can tell you that none of those stupid signs will make you look great bald
Because no one looks GREAT bald, and not even GOOD, the most you can do is "not looking pathetic bald".

 

[justinbieberscombover]

So he only posted people with NW0 and Jason Statham, Dwayne Johnson. Cool.

 

[yurguardianangel]

didnt even watch the video, but I can tell you that none of those stupid signs will make you look great bald
Because no one looks GREAT bald, and not even GOOD, the most you can do is "not looking pathetic bald".

Not true, some people do look good bald.

Usually good head shape + no massive forehead + no sticking out features + tan + ripped/built looks great imo.

Whilst they probably look better with hair they can suit bald too.
MOST of them are built well though.

 

[karatekid]

Not true, some people do look good bald.

Usually good head shape + no massive forehead + no sticking out features + tan + ripped/built looks great imo.

Whilst they probably look better with hair they can suit bald too.
MOST of them are built well though.

Sorry, but i really think that you cant look good bald, no matter what other features you have, you miss a vital part of your looks, which is your hair. Nothing can compansate for it, this is my honest opinion, and im sure alot others think the same.

 

[disfiguredyoungman]

With hair system and without, I look 100X better with one.

Enough now, autist

 

[mr.statham]

So he only posted people with NW0 and Jason Statham, Dwayne Johnson. Cool.

He chose famous bald people. Wayne Rooney and Joseph Gordon-Levitt were included too (among several others you missed)

Joseph is GL with hair, BTW, so it's not as simple as "just be GL"

 

[mr.statham]

didnt even watch the video, but I can tell you that none of those stupid signs will make you look great bald
Because no one looks GREAT bald, and not even GOOD, the most you can do is "not looking pathetic bald".

This isn't me, but I was told he's hot despite being bald, and probably isn't losing points by shaving his head:

 

[justinbieberscombover]

He chose famous bald people. Wayne Rooney and Joseph Gordon-Levitt were included too (among several others you missed)

Joseph is GL with hair, BTW, so it's not as simple as "just be GL"

Yeah Wayne Rooney and JGL looked awful bald. In those articles it's always people with a hairline, black people and the same 3 white bald stars (Patrick Stewart, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis). Nothing new to see here.

This isn't me, but I was told he's hot despite being bald, and probably isn't losing points by shaving his head:

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He has a hairline shadow

 

[mr.statham]

Yeah Wayne Rooney and JGL looked awful bald. In those articles it's always people with a hairline, black people and the same 3 white bald stars (Patrick Stewart, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis). Nothing new to see here.

An analysis of features that make a person look better bald. FFS

He has a hairline shadow

He's bald. He looks great. Ergo, your claim that no one look good bald is wrong. Q.E.D.

I don't think non-baldies even see his shadow, but if you are envious, you can get it with SMP. It shines too! @SuperDPAsteve

EDIT: "your" -> @karatekid 's

 

[SuperDPAsteve]

An analysis of features that make a person look better bald. FFS



He's bald. He looks great. Ergo, your claim that no one look good bald is wrong. Q.E.D.

I don't think non-baldies even see his shadow, but if you are envious, you can get it with SMP. It shines too! @SuperDPAsteve

Hey brah, if it looks good it looks good. Some guys guy away with a rhinomypha nose. Some guys slay pussy with wide set alien emoji eyes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[justinbieberscombover]

An analysis of features that make a person look better bald. FFS



He's bald. He looks great. Ergo, your claim that no one look good bald is wrong. Q.E.D.

I don't think non-baldies even see his shadow, but if you are envious, you can get it with SMP. It shines too! @SuperDPAsteve

EDIT: "your" -> @karatekid 's

He's not bald just shaved. SMP looks like sh*t for high norwoods, we've already been through this many times before.

 

[mr.statham]

He's not bald just shaved. SMP looks like sh*t for high norwoods, we've already been through this many times before.

"Because it shines", which is wrong, as normal shaved scalp shines too. SMP can look perfect. The only problem is that you won't feel the "sandpaper".

 

[justinbieberscombover]

"Because it shines", which is wrong, as normal shaved scalp shines too. SMP can look perfect. The only problem is that you won't feel the "sandpaper".

Ok then if SMP is so natural and neat, don't you think more celebs would have embraced the look? It's just a poor solution imo but if you think otherwise then more power to you.

 

[mr.statham]

Ok then if SMP is so natural and neat, don't you think more celebs would have embraced the look? It's just a poor solution imo but if you think otherwise then more power to you.

pink = female votes

blue = male votes

 

[mr.statham]

NW2.5 vs NW8:

Even this forum voted for NW8 (despite the selection bias, as people here hate bald)

 

[mr.statham]

pink = female votes

blue = male votes


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Does he need hair?

 

[mr.statham]

Most female G@G users said both look hot.