You know you're a true baldie when

EvilLocks

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U know ur a true baldy when you're out socialising an use the toilet cubicle and wait for everyone to leave so you can look at the mirror and fix your hair!  I'm not a true baldy but yano!

Yes I do this too! Hahah
 

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I don't go as far as waiting in the cubicle but I do get pissed off if I go in to look at my hair and other guys are there. Sometimes I just go **** it, and do my fixing, pulling it back, pushing temples forward etc.
 

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U Know once you think baldness is synonymous with loser.
 

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Oh my gosh, I can relate to this so much. I do this all the time! LOL

I know that pain, I live in literally the windiest city in the world.

How about when you're watching a post-apocalyptic/disaster movie, and you imagine yourself in that situation - and you think the worst part would be that you wouldn't have access to finasteride/minoxidil/ru/whatever haha
 

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^Thats brilliant.

I guess for that "3 things you would take to a desert island" question all our answers would depressingly be minoxidil-finasteride-nizoral.
 

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^Thats brilliant.

I guess for that "3 things you would take to a desert island" question all our answers would depressingly be minoxidil-finasteride-nizoral.

LOL that's very depressing, but true. However for me I have given up on treatments, as they did not work after 2 years of using them. So I'd probably bring to a desert island; my hair brush, my comb and Toppik. Haha.
 

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oops! the only two point that don't apply to me are:

- You count the hairs in your drain after taking a shower.
- You have become a prisoner of the hat.

i also got one more to add from my own experience

-when you look into the mirror and don't even recognize your actual face anymore cause all you pay attention to is your hair
 

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LOL that's very depressing, but true. However for me I have given up on treatments, as they did not work after 2 years of using them. So I'd probably bring to a desert island; my hair brush, my comb and Toppik. Haha.
Isn't a hairbrush and a comb the same thing?
 

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^Thats brilliant.

I guess for that "3 things you would take to a desert island" question all our answers would depressingly be minoxidil-finasteride-nizoral.

Thanks - it would be a similar situation going to jail, I guess. Which reminds me of this time a criminal from my country was arrested in Brazil and extradited back to NZ. The prison authorities here confiscated his wig, and his before and after photos were then plastered all over the papers and news:laugh:. The guy was a murderer and a pedophile, so I didn't have a lot of sympathy:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11371235
 

Rudiger

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The picture of him had me cracking up laughing, why choose a wig that looks thin in the parting? Maybe his only honest human instinct was to admit he had some hair loss, beside all the psychopathic tendencies.

smithhair2.jpg
 

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I just thought of something really annoying! You know when you're at going through the entrance door at the mall? And they have this wind machine thing in the entrance? And it totally messes up your hair!! Arrghhhh... Anyone that can relate to this?!
 

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When you walk into busy establishments such as the mall & grocery store and feel extremely anxious of your surroundings.


When talking to someone, and their eyes are exchanging communication between your eyes, and your hairline.
 

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Reading that was depressing because of how accurate it was. I get so depressed because of my hair .. :/
 

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When talking to someone, and their eyes are exchanging communication between your eyes, and your hairline.
Yea, this!! Especially if I just happen to be standing under somewhat bright lights. People can't help glancing up at the hairline as they speak to you.
I feel like fookin saying "What's so damn fascinating with my hair line?!" And then... "You people (society) keep on telling me that hair doesn't matter!! Yet you seem transfixed by my lack of hair line and endless forehead!!"
 

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This photo perfectly describes my daily struggle. The wind is my #1 enemy.
 

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Hahah.. this is a good one!! I also hate it when ya have the whole toilet to yaself and then some dude, who's lovin life, just burst through the doors as your doing your "adjusting."

Lmao, and what's the first thing they always say? " Ahh your gorgeous" hahaha. Them cubicles with mirrors are a godsend, I've even tried to use the reflection off the toilet roll holder!
 

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When you dread combing your hair in the morning. And when you keep spare minoxidil and finasteride in your car and work bag incase you forget to use it in morning.
 

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When you dread combing your hair in the morning. And when you keep spare minoxidil and finasteride in your car and work bag incase you forget to use it in morning.
Yes, but...
More like dread looking in the mirror after you wake up!! Then starting the daily grind.
 

shookwun

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Yes, but...
More like dread looking in the mirror after you wake up!! Then starting the daily grind.


THIS.


Or when you go look into a mirror that you aren't accustom to. Hit by a freight train of a reality check
 
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