Yesterday, my life went from bad to worse.

[Guest]

I’m a keen golf fan - so I thought I would visit the British Open at Royal Liverpool.

I went their to get away from things and forget the depression hair-loss has given me.

Well, all was going well until 2.15 pm at the first hole when the MC announced the following:

“And on the first tee from United States - Sean O’Hairâ€￾

I am called Sean.

I immediately tanked my pants, before falling to the floor twitching violently, as they announced Sean O’Hair's tee off time.

Tears were streaming down my face, as I was rolling around uncontrollably on the floor like a beached whale.

I then reacted violently, as I ran onto the course waving a flag with the “I give in!â€￾ sign above my head whilst pulling a dumb face.

 

[CCS]

sorry to hear about your emotional destress, but that was a total over reaction. I would not care at all if a guy said something about my hair. Infact, I showed them all my hair grafts right after surgery. I would not show the women, of course. Now if you hit on a hot woman, and she turns you down and says being bald just aint attractive, then that is when you can start worrying. I would. But don't do that at golf tournaments. Just laugh next time and swing your golf club. View your time around the guys as a time to relax and make fun of each other.

 

[Chrisknight]

^

it's a joke writtem by gunner....

 

[DonaldAnderson]

that sucks.

 

[Aplunk1]

lol,

"tanked my pants."

 

[sundevilb3]

I love gunner.

Keep 'em comin man

 

[StoptheMadness]

It really is Gunner. Gunner is an Arsenal fan, Thierry plays for Arsenal, so it must be Gunner. I'm a genius :lol:

 

[Withnail]

Yep, Thierry Henri, Gunner's alive and well!