Would you accept menses in exchange for hair

oye_rg

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My partner always says men are lucky because they don't have to deal with this problem every 4 weeks. But we have a f"ckin bigger problem called male pattern baldness.

So my question is whether you would accept having menses from 12-50 in exchange for no male pattern baldness? Would you? Please be true and honest.
 

shookwun

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I would gladly accept a full head of god tier hair for an arrangement of 1 week on 1 week off sex, where I couldn't perform like a chick.

Blowjob weeks for them will become lick week for me!


im used to this already. I don't live with any chick, and during my days on at work plus gym I have no time. Day ends at like 9-10pm after I get home from work, followed by gym.
 

Giiizmo

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I'd even accept childbirth for a full head of god-tier hair.

I've been through a bimaxillary osteotomy so I laugh in the face of any woman who says childbirth is hard. Seriously, practice your Kegels, get your epidural and try to have your kids before 45, it's not fvcking hard.
 

hellouser

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Would women give up their mensies to be with a bald guy?
 

kj6723

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Dude, I'd rather have herpes than go bald.
 

buckthorn

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Of course... try a more difficult question - would you go blind for a full head of hair? Deaf? Would you lose a leg? A hand?
 

KO21

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Of course... try a more difficult question - would you go blind for a full head of hair? Deaf? Would you lose a leg? A hand?

That's a good one.

From those options I think I would choose male pattern baldness.. As brutal as it is.

If I had to choose , I'd probably say deaf.
 

buckthorn

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And if I ever lose my hands, lose my plough, lose my land,
Oh if I ever lose my hands, Oh if... I won't have to work no more.
And if I ever lose my eyes, if my colours all run dry,
Yes if I ever lose my eyes, Oh if... I won't have to cry no more.

And if I ever lose my legs, I won't moan, and I won't beg,
Yes if I ever lose my legs, Oh if... I won't have to walk no more.
And if I ever lose my mouth, all my teeth, north and south,
Yes if I ever lose my mouth, Oh if... I won't have to talk..

Where's the lyric for hair??


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LOL. I HAVE BOTH. Isn't my life amazing

Awe :(
 

buckthorn

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compared to incels? yeah, it is....

No one's comparing anything to anything or anybody else. We all live individually. Yes, my life is great compared to a third world child with intestinal parasites.. but, I still struggle. One part of dissolving the ego is to rid yourself of all comparisons to other people and focus on yourself.
 

buckthorn

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cope. i shan't listen to the complaints of those who would kill themselves if they were in my situation, just like i wouldnt expect those african kids to listen to me whine about not having affection or love or sex.

Well, yeah, of course we need to cope. I just wonder how much time we all spend constantly looking around at other people, what they think, how they will perceive us, etc. when we should be looking more towards the inside. I used to not give a sh*t. Literally, I am not even exaggerating. I wore basketball shorts on dates, I once shaved my head bald right before going to a wedding, because I felt like it. At this point in my life, women were on me like flies. It wasn't only looks, or education, etc.. It was my perception of not caring what other people though. Looking back, it was actually stupid behavior. Looking at myself now, it's even worst. Somehow, I started to care too much what other people think of me. My eyes have become strained by my social surroundings, so much to the point that I am blind to the stars, or a sunset.
 

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My eyes have become strained by my social surroundings, so much to the point that I am blind to the stars, or a sunset.
A truly beautiful thought. Well put.
 

oye_rg

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LOL. I HAVE BOTH. Isn't my life amazing

As I have said before balding for women is much more traumatic than for men. Its a good thing it affects less women but at the same time it is even more difficult and even less socially acceptable because there are less women balding than men. I totally empathise with you, unfortunately that's all I can say and wish you have some sort of success in managing or improving it.
 

parisienne

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As I have said before balding for women is much more traumatic than for men. Its a good thing it affects less women but at the same time it is even more difficult and even less socially acceptable because there are less women balding than men. I totally empathise with you, unfortunately that's all I can say and wish you have some sort of success in managing or improving it.

Thank you very much oye_rg, for being sympathetic. Hair loss can sure be traumatic for both genders. Hopefully you'll control your hair loss as well :)
 

oye_rg

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Thank you very much oye_rg, for being sympathetic. Hair loss can sure be traumatic for both genders. Hopefully you'll control your hair loss as well :)

Yup but bald men are more common, i.e. have more company that's what I meant.
Thanks. I am lucky to be a good responder and doing well with treatment.
 

parisienne

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Yup but bald men are more common, i.e. have more company that's what I meant.
Thanks. I am lucky to be a good responder and doing well with treatment.

Yes, you're right. In my case, balding guys actually feels like company, but sometimes I can be pretty tomboyish :mrgreen:
 
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