Worst date ever!

[Harie]

If this post is true, this is by far the worst 1st date I have ever heard of! CCS - is this guy your brother?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... 191&page=1

 

[Cassin]

if thats true....wow

 

[treeshrew]

that is one of the funniest things i've seen on the internet. the absurdity of it makes me think it can't be true, but it has some descriptive moments that would be very difficult to make up. A+ either way! thanks!

 

[Smooth]

Rofl, i LOVE the paintings .... :woot:

 

[s.a.f]

Pee bottles?

Dont want to ruin for anyone who has'nt read it yet but best line = "Damn the first girl to show an interest in me and I have to go and take a sh!t in her bathtub".

If this is true its one weird guy.

 

[patagonia]

cant stop laughing. the drawings.... lol !!

 

[Fender89]

LEGENDARY LOL

 

[wannakeepitall]

The girl sounds like a psycho to me too. She threatened him with a knife and all that.

 

[treeshrew]

That was great, but I hope you guys know that it's fake.

I wouldn't be so sure. This was all over reddit and one regular from the BB forums added this:

As a long time bb.com Miscer, let me fill you guys in. This guy Malodrax is legendary over there. He's a medical student who had long standing social anxiety from a bad skin condition growing up. He claims to have no friends / never had any girlfriends. To get over his anxiety and to work on his social awkwardness, he started trolling people IRL (literally IRL trolling). He records these trollings on hidden camera and posts them in this http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=119211681 thread. Go here for an example http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=417490841&postcount=2253. Go here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW3vD4DHl3w&feature=player_embedded for a youtube vid and to see his youtube account.

Some other interesting tidbits about Malo.

* He carries around "piss bottles" to avoid using public restrooms. He used to collect a bunch of them and them throw them on top of a school (I'm a little unclear about the details here).
* He built a fap doll around age 18 - pic from this thread http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss302/Malodrax/2009_0901clothes0008.jpg, more pics there - although he claims to have stopped using it. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120505011
* He does serious approaches too, see here http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=417487541&postcount=2255

All in all, he surprisingly comes off as a genuine, good dude.

-fixed

 

[s.a.f]

Can you S my D?

I want this guy and CCS to meet up for a face off.

 

[treeshrew]

Oh I see, its gotta be true!

Why don't you actually try clicking the links?

The guy made a sex doll from TAPE god dammit!

He films himself going up to random chicks and saying really weird/stupid things.

If this story could have happened to anyone, it would be him.

I rest my case.

 

[Belmondo]

Amazing.

 

[Bald Dave]

I've always found it impossible to pee if i had a boner :woot:

 

[somone uk]

hahahaha, that happened to me once, i ended up peeing into a condom :woot:

moral of the story : always bring more than 1 condom on a date

 

[Smooth]

What are you talking about? every morning i have to bend 90degree to have pee :S

 

[cuebald]

I can piss with a boner. Can't control where it goes, but still, I can piss.

I reckon I believe this story too, though I'd say parts are exaggerated. It's amazing what fucked up things social anxiety can make a man do.

 

[s.a.f]

Well I'd expect that most guys on here wake up with morning wood and a full bladder almost everyday.

 

[oni]

Well I'd expect that most guys on here wake up with morning wood and a full bladder almost everyday.

I'm not talking about being ''half cocked''. I'm talking about having a straight boner.

Even with a big boner, good strong detrusor muscle will over come.......................................... :whistle:

 

[The Gardener]

Oh and yes of course you can piss through a boner. How can someone get to adulthood and not know that.

Ask a Uroligist if it is possible to urinate with a FULL ERECTION!

What about a 95% erection?

 

[Bald Dave]

Its possible to pee with a semi-boner but not a full one :innocent:

The guy is an idiot and anyone normal would have sh*t in the toilet and tried to hold the pee in. If it wasn't possible to hold the pee in then surely pissing on the floor is alot better than shitting on the floor! Like someone mentioned its the lesser of the 2 evils :smack: