why don't dogs lose hair

antonio666

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my dog mitsie,has the most beutiful hair you will ever see and in dog years she is a pensioner,i fell inferior to her ,yes inferior to a damn dog.
Why does a dog not go bald,they would not bother about losing there hair,
yes i know your going to say to protect them from cold but that is what human hair is for, yet we still lose it,so why don't they
 

Solo

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antonio666 said:
my dog mitsie,has the most beutiful hair you will ever see and in dog years she is a pensioner,i fell inferior to her ,yes inferior to a d*** dog.
Why does a dog not go bald,they would not bother about losing there hair,
yes i know your going to say to protect them from cold but that is what human hair is for, yet we still lose it,so why don't they



The ultimate post of the latest member of a legendary saga: "The hair angst squad of sadness".

Their mighty superpowers can turn thick into thin, receeded where advanced, fun into despair, a cowlick into a bald spot and lust for life into a psichyatric condition that is going to make everyone be locked in their rooms for ever, while the world female population turns to gay sex.
 

tembo

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Haha Antonio! I was thinking the same thing a while back.
Even chimps look good with the thinning scalp (but usually not a Norwood 5 or 6).

Makes me feel like increasing baldness in humans is something health/diet/environment related that animals aren't susceptible to.
 

bubka

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you need to learn the evolutionary history of both humans and dogs

first, dogs are artificially selected selected by humans, we created what your dog looks like...

in humans, there was a mutation in either the production in DHT in which is caused androgen sensors to cause an immune response (or the mutation of different androgen sensors themselves, or a mutation in the immune system) in which male pattern baldness begin in some males

it is theorized that it was a preferred trait that was selected by females at one time as it is exhibited in all of the great apes
 

Sean68

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bubka said:
it is theorized that it was a preferred trait that was selected by females at one time as it is exhibited in all of the great apes

a tradition that continues to this day :)

we are the great apes!
 

Johnny24601

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IMO, for male pattern baldness to be so prevalent it must have either been a condition existing in all humans that has been phased out through natural selection or it was a preferred trait brought forward through natural selection.
I think baldness, in a crude sense, can be an expression of age and thus wisdom, something essential to early tribal groups.
 

Nick4441

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Perhaps we could get hair transplant from our pets.

I only have a Hamster...damn
 

s.a.f

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Nick4441 said:
Perhaps we could get hair transplant from our pets.

I only have a Hamster...d***

So did Elton John I think.
 

hairwegoagain

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lol...bet he also has a few accessories to go with that hamster.

Antonio, you need to get some psychiatric help, seriously. Your posts are completely irrational. Normally I'd say you need a good ***-kicking but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt until you either give pathetic excuses or flatly refuse to go see someone.
 

stnl

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because dogs don't jackoff like JAYMAN.

i dont knwo about u antonio but most of these hair loss guys jack off too much, they need to stop.
 
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stnl said:
because dogs don't jackoff like JAYMAN.

i dont knwo about u antonio but most of these hair loss guys jack off too much, they need to stop.

hahaahha. masturbation decreases the risk of prostate cancer tremendously.

and it hasnt hurt my hair at all. youre a jackass.

stop being bitter you damned crybaby
 

stnl

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jayman how old are you?

i just feel even if someone goes bald then tehy willl be ok after 35 years old . cuz no one cares at that time.
 

Wash n' Gone

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stnl said:
jayman how old are you?

i just feel even if someone goes bald then tehy willl be ok after 35 years old . cuz no one cares at that time.
Do you reckon? Wanking makes you bald and anyone over thirty will just love being bald. You have a strange set of views :lol:
 
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stnl said:
jayman how old are you?

i just feel even if someone goes bald then tehy willl be ok after 35 years old . cuz no one cares at that time.

i'm 22. your logic is stupid.
 
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bubka said:
does anyone know anyone who is 23 and thinks masturbation causes hairloss???
OOH I DO I DO

and now hes looking into a hairpiece. i guess stopping masturbation doesnt cure hair loss!
 

stnl

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you dumb f*** im looking for a hairpiece AFTER 5 years, im actually ok to shave after 7 years by 30 .

and stop jacking off too much it will be good for your hair. i stopped once at 17 and experience stop in hair loss.
 
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