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Her: Doesnt those straps hurt your ***? (my main profile is a rock climbing picture.)
Me: No, they have padding attached and are 2 inches wide where it counts. The goal of climbing is to climb, not sit in straps all day, so for the time I was hanging even rope would not have been terribly uncomfortable. During a fall rope would hurt more than even the straps, which hurt more than a caccoon. However, the straps are designed around the fact that I'lll spend most of my time climbing, and that a painful fall is better than a death. The damage level thought of by the engineers and sales people and entreupenuwers who made the harness appearantely does not distinguish between levels of injury. The goal is not to die, but to have as much fun as possible with a light weight harness.
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Her: I'm glad you are safe but that was a rhetorical question. lol did it hurt your balls?
Me: I've never fallen, from a rock (common definition). I've been afraid to take such risks, even with a rope attached to me... well, I did have to rest once up high hanging from the rope, and try again after my friend told me where to grab (he was free climbing next to me!), and after I regained some strength. But I've never lost strength by surprise or by force. That would be an interesting experience, as long as I have a helmet on.
I just now realized the balls question was a flirtation. I was about to explain that with my engineering background... never mind. Let me look at your profile and get back to you.
Me: Who is wearing the white face, and why was that hand single interesting to you at the time? (I don't even know the common meaning). I'll start reading too, now. How does this message violate our terms of service?
Her: I BET YOU HAVE BIG BALLS Report this How does this message violate our terms of service?
Me: I don't know why you would be interested in saying that, unless you are drunk or under 18. Drinking does impair the neo cortex, making adults act a bit more like people under 18, except with more knowledge (more full hard drive).
Sorry, too drunk to drive, and too thinkative (conceited?) to be interested in the same way about what you are saying?
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Me: I don't know what size normal balls are, but I suspect I'm at most average, and probably below average, based on other info. I'm not going to say more than that.
I'm going to read over the strength of your profile now, and entertain myself by trying to see if I know whether you are likely the same person in the profile, or someone who found an account that is logged in.
Her: SO I GUESS THAT IS A NO, LOL
Me: lol.
If you feel like throwing up, that means that some part of your brain (or maybe even local reflex in your stomach) got the impression that what you took is a poison. Otherwise, that part did not get that impression, though it does not mean it was not.
Her: Why do u have to do that? Why don't you just ask me questions?
Me: I'm hitting enter like it is IM. Yes, I'm talking off topic and not answering yoru questions directly. Or at least I'm stating my thoughts in between answers. I can write a computer program that would do that.
Her: Ok dude you win I give up. We would be ****ing if u were here.
Me: I'm feeling a slight head ache. I guess I should go chug some water. My long term memory has learned that well. It probably works in a majority of cases, or else it would not have learned that.
Her: Go chug it!
Me: I assure you, I'm too drunk to be driving. The only way I could be ****ing is if I gave you my address. Even then, I think my GABA receptors are happy right now, to the point that sex would not improve my mood. How does this message violate our terms of service?
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Her: Yeah but it would improve my mood
Me: It was not until 2006 that a study concluded that alcohol acts strongest on the GABA receptor, whether that means. Who knows if the study was really honest or accurate.
My interjections are obviously boring you/ making you low. I'll stop wasting your time. You should try to get sex from someone else tonight.
Her: I really don't go out looking for sex. i am just messing with you. thanks for being a good sport
Me: Sorry if i offended You. Have a good night
Me: Now I know you are an adult. I'd elaborate more... but... yes, I've been a good sport. No problem. Enjoy the rest of your night.
Her: I have enjoyed talking to you. Funny who u can find interesting in the night. I love San Antonio. What's your name?
Me: You ask my name to show openess. I am equally open, but prefer it if we don't exchange names. I enjoyed talking to you too. I'm just another person under the star lit sky, typing a few random ideas that came to mind. Thank you for being such a good sport.
Her: aww that's sweet
Her: Doesnt those straps hurt your ***? (my main profile is a rock climbing picture.)
Me: No, they have padding attached and are 2 inches wide where it counts. The goal of climbing is to climb, not sit in straps all day, so for the time I was hanging even rope would not have been terribly uncomfortable. During a fall rope would hurt more than even the straps, which hurt more than a caccoon. However, the straps are designed around the fact that I'lll spend most of my time climbing, and that a painful fall is better than a death. The damage level thought of by the engineers and sales people and entreupenuwers who made the harness appearantely does not distinguish between levels of injury. The goal is not to die, but to have as much fun as possible with a light weight harness.
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Her: I'm glad you are safe but that was a rhetorical question. lol did it hurt your balls?
Me: I've never fallen, from a rock (common definition). I've been afraid to take such risks, even with a rope attached to me... well, I did have to rest once up high hanging from the rope, and try again after my friend told me where to grab (he was free climbing next to me!), and after I regained some strength. But I've never lost strength by surprise or by force. That would be an interesting experience, as long as I have a helmet on.
I just now realized the balls question was a flirtation. I was about to explain that with my engineering background... never mind. Let me look at your profile and get back to you.
Me: Who is wearing the white face, and why was that hand single interesting to you at the time? (I don't even know the common meaning). I'll start reading too, now. How does this message violate our terms of service?
Her: I BET YOU HAVE BIG BALLS Report this How does this message violate our terms of service?
Me: I don't know why you would be interested in saying that, unless you are drunk or under 18. Drinking does impair the neo cortex, making adults act a bit more like people under 18, except with more knowledge (more full hard drive).
Sorry, too drunk to drive, and too thinkative (conceited?) to be interested in the same way about what you are saying?
Close
Me: I don't know what size normal balls are, but I suspect I'm at most average, and probably below average, based on other info. I'm not going to say more than that.
I'm going to read over the strength of your profile now, and entertain myself by trying to see if I know whether you are likely the same person in the profile, or someone who found an account that is logged in.
Her: SO I GUESS THAT IS A NO, LOL
Me: lol.
If you feel like throwing up, that means that some part of your brain (or maybe even local reflex in your stomach) got the impression that what you took is a poison. Otherwise, that part did not get that impression, though it does not mean it was not.
Her: Why do u have to do that? Why don't you just ask me questions?
Me: I'm hitting enter like it is IM. Yes, I'm talking off topic and not answering yoru questions directly. Or at least I'm stating my thoughts in between answers. I can write a computer program that would do that.
Her: Ok dude you win I give up. We would be ****ing if u were here.
Me: I'm feeling a slight head ache. I guess I should go chug some water. My long term memory has learned that well. It probably works in a majority of cases, or else it would not have learned that.
Her: Go chug it!
Me: I assure you, I'm too drunk to be driving. The only way I could be ****ing is if I gave you my address. Even then, I think my GABA receptors are happy right now, to the point that sex would not improve my mood. How does this message violate our terms of service?
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Her: Yeah but it would improve my mood
Me: It was not until 2006 that a study concluded that alcohol acts strongest on the GABA receptor, whether that means. Who knows if the study was really honest or accurate.
My interjections are obviously boring you/ making you low. I'll stop wasting your time. You should try to get sex from someone else tonight.
Her: I really don't go out looking for sex. i am just messing with you. thanks for being a good sport
Me: Sorry if i offended You. Have a good night
Me: Now I know you are an adult. I'd elaborate more... but... yes, I've been a good sport. No problem. Enjoy the rest of your night.
Her: I have enjoyed talking to you. Funny who u can find interesting in the night. I love San Antonio. What's your name?
Me: You ask my name to show openess. I am equally open, but prefer it if we don't exchange names. I enjoyed talking to you too. I'm just another person under the star lit sky, typing a few random ideas that came to mind. Thank you for being such a good sport.
Her: aww that's sweet
