Yes, i am serious. This is the current "sexual orientation" logic:
If a man sucks off another man and he likes it, it's a gay act, but if a man sucks his own dick and he likes it, he's not gay.
If a man jerks off another man and he likes it, it's a gay act, but if a man jerks off his own dick and he likes it, he's not gay.
If a man sexually touches ANY penis out of 3.5 BILLION penises in the world, and he likes it, it's a gay act and he's gay, but if he sexually touches one special magical penis out of those 3.5 BILLION ones, it's not a gay act and he's not gay.
If a man sucks or jerks off a (highly realistic) dildo or a strap-on and he likes it, but he fks a woman, he is totally not gay. Even if a man gets fked in the *** by his gf, it's still not a gay act.
If a man takes a highly realistic dildo up his *** and he likes it, it's totally not gay but if he takes another dick (same shape, same size, we can even assume the dildo was molded after that dick) and he likes it, he's totally gay.
The current logic literally makes no sense.
If a man sucks off another man and he likes it, it's a gay act, but if a man sucks his own dick and he likes it, he's not gay.
If a man jerks off another man and he likes it, it's a gay act, but if a man jerks off his own dick and he likes it, he's not gay.
If a man sexually touches ANY penis out of 3.5 BILLION penises in the world, and he likes it, it's a gay act and he's gay, but if he sexually touches one special magical penis out of those 3.5 BILLION ones, it's not a gay act and he's not gay.
If a man sucks or jerks off a (highly realistic) dildo or a strap-on and he likes it, but he fks a woman, he is totally not gay. Even if a man gets fked in the *** by his gf, it's still not a gay act.
If a man takes a highly realistic dildo up his *** and he likes it, it's totally not gay but if he takes another dick (same shape, same size, we can even assume the dildo was molded after that dick) and he likes it, he's totally gay.
The current logic literally makes no sense.
