Today I found out I was a Norwood 4 on the Richter Scale.

[Guest]

It all started when there was a sudden earthquake in my building.

I had to get somewhere and fast, so I fell under the nearest table.

Whilst the building was frantically shaking, my Norwood was shaking too.

It was my choice to shake it.

I wasn't forced.

Everyone in the building then anxiously looked at the Richter Scale, to see what the reading said.

All of a sudden, the result came up with 'NORWOOD 4' written in block capitals.

My number was up.

My Norwood 4 had caused the earthquake.

I then got up from under the table, and ran home shaking my Norwood every step of the way.

 

[Cassin]

(CNN) -- An earthquake measuring a preliminary magnitude of 8.2 struck off the coast of Indonesia Monday -- on the same fault line that originated a December 26 earthquake that launched a deadly tsunami.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/0 ... index.html

 

[Petchsky]

Stop shaking your Norwood man! It may slip to a N5.