Today I faced an embarrasing situation

[Guest]

I was sitting in McDonalds with my girlfriend eating a big mac.

About 12mins into the meal, my girlfriend dropped her chicken McNugget. I bent down to pick it up, when the cleaner, who was near by, farted in my direction blowing my hairpiece off of my head and sending it in a frantic spin across the room where it eventully landed softly on my girlfriends head.

Their I was, stone faced, holding my Big mac, with my '4 hair' comb over staring at my girlfriends horrified look.

This was when the whole resturant started pointing at me and laughing.

I couldnt take much more, so I got up and ran as fast as I could, only for my trousers to fall down on the way out, revealing my brown & yellow winnie the pooh Y-fronts.

Everyone laughed more.

As I bent down the pull my trousers up as fast as possible, my underwear ripped revealing my willy to everyone in sight.

I didn't know what to do!

So I just ran off all the way home.



Anyone have any embarrasing stories?

 

[jinx83]

ever tried to tell a *real* story, gunner?

 

[Norwood Scale-breaker]

Now why did you make that up?

 

[Norwood Scale-breaker]

Haha, jinx83, I was thinking the same thing! Anyone who've seen Gunner's photos knows that he doesn't need a hairpiece.

 

[jinx83]

Haha, jinx83, I was thinking the same thing! Anyone who've seen Gunner's photos knows that he doesn't need a hairpiece.

I haven't seen Gunner's photos.... :roll:

 

[desar]

I really hope u meant that as a joke. If not your assuming we are all as stupid as you.
Peace,
desar

 

[Guest]

I really hope u meant that as a joke. If not your assuming we are all as stupid as you.
Peace,
desar

Sense of humour bypass?

Of course it was a joke.

Jesus christ!

Ok, Ill leave you to carry on crying to yourself about "Oh my life is ruined" etc.

 

[unknown]

i thought it was funny :lol:

 

[Trilidon]

I did to =P

 

[desar]

[
Sense of humour bypass?
If that is humour, I guess so.

Of course it was a joke.

Ooh, real funny.

Jesus christ!

Dont get worked up, you may lose more hair.

Ok, Ill leave you to carry on crying to yourself about "Oh my life is ruined" etc.[/quote]

Okay, whatever you say buddy.

Peace,
Desar

 

[Gumbo boy]

Gunner,
The EXACT same thing happened to me except:

1. My girlfriend dropped a curley fry and not a chicken Mc nugget (we were at Arbys)

2. It was the manager who farted

3. I had on green and orange Ren and Stimpy shorts

4. Everyone stopped laughing when they saw the size of my willie

 

[Rubber Baby Buggy]

Screw the real stories these are better.

 

[IBM]

This story is funny.

 

[Guest]

Obvious fake!


balding and girlfriend.....

 

[Axl15]

LOL taug . . you are sooo certain that a balding guy cant get a hot gf.

 

[UK1]

Obvious fake!


balding and girlfriend.....

I agree, everything else in that story was totally realistic.

 

[SkylineGTR]

man why do you post as a guest lol.

story's are fun.

 

[HairLessGR]

True or fake Gunner, once they saw your juicy big willy hanging out they should have stopped laughing at once! :wink:
Why didn't they?

 

[BornBaldDieBald]

I got a good laugh out of it. As I was laughing the loose hair on my head began to slowly fall out in a swaying pattern like feathers in the wind.

 

[Nathaniel]

Hair piece, blown away + fart

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha awesome