This is probably the funniest account of propecia sides ive ever seen
Here is someone from askapatient.com who seemed to have some incredibly major side effects, i hope he can pull through:
bloat, homosexual thoughts and tendencies. Before propecia I was 100% straight, Ive been on it 12 months and just last week my brain fog from it was so terrible that i found myself unwittingly yet actively participating in a gay rights parade on the north side of Chicago in "Boys town". Bloated body. It also gave me an insatiable desire tropical starbursts. I am NOT KIDDING. I can't go 2 hours without having a tropical starburst, its ruining my life. I go fired from my job for breaking into the vending machine when I had no coins left for the candy. But worst of all, my wife recently left me because I could no longer sustain an erection. Last month, we hadn't had sex in a good deal of time and she was pressuring me into it. In order to try to fool her, I recently purchased a strap on device but could not bring myself to buy the dildo for fear of embarrassment. While we were leading up to the sex, I managed to strap on the device without her seeing me (it was dark in our room). I was starting to panic though since it became apparent that I could not become sexually aroused so in my haste I crudely fixed the device with a king sized package of tropical Starbursts wrapped in a condom. To my amazement, the intercourse was completed without incident with her even remarking as how she had never felt me so hard. I felt satisfied, however, things ultimately took a turn for the worse when my rapacious desire for the waxy little candies reared its ugly head. Trying my best to be crafty, I attempted to remove the package from the condom without her noticing. Unfortunately, while turning on the bedside lamp she caught me in the act and put two and two together. Needless to say it was a loathsome sequence of events that followed, leading to our eventual seperation. "finasteride face". I have recently moved in with a man named Lance who I find can satisfy my newly discovered sexual interests. Another side effect that bothers me is the fact that since starting propecia, the skin in my face looks nearly a year older. Also, when starting propecia i has some slight thinning all over the head and receding hairline, a model norwood 2 i would say. After two weeks of taking it all my hair was lost, including the hair on the sides and back of my head, my chesthair, back hair, facial hair and pubic hair vanished without a trace. I am truly as bald as an egg all over my body. However, I remained optimistic that this was simply a "shedding period". I went to see my dermatologist after the shedding and he was surprised at my condition to say the very least. As luck would have it, the decrease in dihydrotestostrone combined with the fluctuation of my hormones from the finasteride has genetically mutated me into a sort of seal creature who has no need for body hair, much less hair on my head. I remained resilient though in the face of this news by proclaiming that i wished to up my dosage. However, he urged me to cease taking the 1mg for fear that I may mutate further and develop fins, a flipper and whiskers. The brute even went so far as to cut me off. Since then, i have resorted to turning tricks on lower Wacker Drive for quick fixes of precious finasteride, which i now have to free base in order to sustain my fiendish cravings. Bottom line: Know what your getting yourself into before starting propecia, it is a dangerous drug that can have life altering, and genetically mutating side effects. After a year though, I am confident that improvement will be made. Here is a link to a picture of me as of today. You can see some vellous hairs on my lower forehead starting to appear. Good luck to all those finasteride useres...
http://www.spiralkid.com/blogpics/seals2.jpg
