I'm not gay, so maybe that's why I'm not seein' it, but how the hell is this guy a genetic lotto winner?
He looks pretty damn normal, honestly; like plenty of bald dudes I see walking their dogs in the field behind my house.
This dude looks like he probably majors in psychology or medieval literature, complains about a lack of originality in Hollywood (but never goes out to see any "original movies") and orders those preppy-*** hipster drinks from starbucks that makes me want to beat the sh*t out of the person ordering it.
If you guys are envious of this dude, I don't know what to tell you — this guy would see plenty of rejection, was probably demoted to "friends only" status by plenty of women and most of it stems from that shiny dome.