The traxdata rap

[Guest]

It was a warm sunny day
In the month of may

I was feeling bolder
But I was also getting older

My hair did not seem bad
Although my girl said I looked sad

I took a nice hot shower
You know the one with lots of power

I shuffled through the bathroom door
To find lot’s of shedding across my floor

I popped a chunk of finasteride
Placed the empty packet in the bin

I styled my hair in the mirror
But I could see it was getting thinner

I applied some sticky gel
I just thought what the hell

It did make my hair look thicker
But inside I felt a little sicker

I looked and looked in despair
To find that I actually had some hair

My mind was running riot
Even though my girl was staying quiet

It was time to make a show
I thought f*** it, thunderbirds are go

I bent down and did my laces
And buckled up my braces

I walked out into the sunlight
Straight into the middle of a gun fight

I bullet hit me in the chest
I tried to stay as calm at best

My life was shown in little clips
And all I could think of was my avatars tits

The End

 

[jimmystanley]

ah man, that was just terrible.

 

[jimmystanley]

it's a good thing u are really hot,

 

[helpmefindmyhair]

Trax,

Who is that woman in your avatar and where can I find more pics of her?