I've never smoked a single ciggarette, joint, bong, nor have I ever snorted anything off of a hookers ***.
I've only been *very* drunk once in my life, and besides that I can count the amount of times I've been reasonably drunk on two hands, yet I'm a norwood 2.
I'm 19 years old.
My mom still coddles me like I'm a 5 year old. "Oo, look at this big strong muscles" she'll say, even when I'm blatently muscleless. Another thing she does that annoys the hell out of me, is when I'm complaining about my (blatently) receding hairline, she'll say something like "No, you're not going bald. You've never smoked so you won't go bald."
I've heard that smoking accelerates baldness, but somebody must be forcing me to smoke cartons in my sleep if thats whats causing my baldness.
My grandpa never smoked, and he sure as hell is bald. Then again, everything falls off when you're that age. Last thanksgiving. Plop! Ear in his soup.