- Reaction score
- 148
(least severe to most severe
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1. Hate slave. This guy is a "functioning" baldite. He has moved into the acceptance stage of grief- he doesnt dream of miraculous cures, expensive hairpieces, or transplants. He knows he is a hat slave and is not in denial. He is sometimes "called out" on it, but he is a clever lad and never shows his frustration or irritation. AVOIDS: jobs in offices.
2. Married cuckster. This guy may have married young. He rocks the horseshoe but keeps may use a combover even though he is not in denial about how that looks. He has long accepted that his job and his kids are more important than looking like a hottie. AVOIDS: class reunions
3. Shaved gym rat . This guy uses testosterone to replace romance. He is so far advanced that he cant even do a combover. AVOIDS: being thought of as a victim
4. Hermit. This guy might have been a chad-like in looks and has taken the plunge hard. He fought the fight but lost. He still wants to enjoy life but he knows his options are limited. He is hoping to meet the girl next door who wont demand that he make a lot of public appearances. AVOIDS weddings
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1. Hate slave. This guy is a "functioning" baldite. He has moved into the acceptance stage of grief- he doesnt dream of miraculous cures, expensive hairpieces, or transplants. He knows he is a hat slave and is not in denial. He is sometimes "called out" on it, but he is a clever lad and never shows his frustration or irritation. AVOIDS: jobs in offices.
2. Married cuckster. This guy may have married young. He rocks the horseshoe but keeps may use a combover even though he is not in denial about how that looks. He has long accepted that his job and his kids are more important than looking like a hottie. AVOIDS: class reunions
3. Shaved gym rat . This guy uses testosterone to replace romance. He is so far advanced that he cant even do a combover. AVOIDS: being thought of as a victim
4. Hermit. This guy might have been a chad-like in looks and has taken the plunge hard. He fought the fight but lost. He still wants to enjoy life but he knows his options are limited. He is hoping to meet the girl next door who wont demand that he make a lot of public appearances. AVOIDS weddings