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The Baldar.
The baldar is an electronic device implanted on people who is balding. Once their first hair is miniaturized, the Baldar starts functioning on his own.
The Baldar explores the surroundings automatically in search for thinning and/or receeding hair. Normal people just don´t have Baldars installed, so the thinning hair in their vicinity goes almost unnoticed for them.
As strange as it seems, people who have extremely sensitive Baldars, and Baldar users in general have the conviction that EVERYONE has a baldar like theirs and that they can spot thinning hair as easy as they do.
After its recent discovery until today the scientific community hasn't found an utility or an evolutive explantion for this powerful device, but the latest theories after conducted experiments get to the conclusion that "the abuse of the Baldar turns men into lady".
This has been concluded after twenty males with full equiped baldars, and otherwise healthy, were observed while watching a p**rn video. Twenty of them observed the main actor had slight thinning and NW2 receeded temples, but when asked after the tape was off, none of the subjects did remember it was actually german midget gay p**rn, neither the fact that they were furiously masturbating while envisioning the tape.
Such are the mighty focusing and sensitivity powers of the Baldar.
Still, doctors behind scientific research in the subject declare "the Baldar is still a mistery for science".
Discuss.
The baldar is an electronic device implanted on people who is balding. Once their first hair is miniaturized, the Baldar starts functioning on his own.
The Baldar explores the surroundings automatically in search for thinning and/or receeding hair. Normal people just don´t have Baldars installed, so the thinning hair in their vicinity goes almost unnoticed for them.
As strange as it seems, people who have extremely sensitive Baldars, and Baldar users in general have the conviction that EVERYONE has a baldar like theirs and that they can spot thinning hair as easy as they do.
After its recent discovery until today the scientific community hasn't found an utility or an evolutive explantion for this powerful device, but the latest theories after conducted experiments get to the conclusion that "the abuse of the Baldar turns men into lady".
This has been concluded after twenty males with full equiped baldars, and otherwise healthy, were observed while watching a p**rn video. Twenty of them observed the main actor had slight thinning and NW2 receeded temples, but when asked after the tape was off, none of the subjects did remember it was actually german midget gay p**rn, neither the fact that they were furiously masturbating while envisioning the tape.
Such are the mighty focusing and sensitivity powers of the Baldar.
Still, doctors behind scientific research in the subject declare "the Baldar is still a mistery for science".
Discuss.
